And don’t tell me this doesn’t work, it’s how I’ve run my house for the past ten years.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.
Big energy don’t want you to know this!
It’s the same as the windmill I installed on my EV so it charges when I drive it.
I use my neighbors hose to power a water wheel for infinite energy. No one knows where the water comes from but i assume it’s free.
This is like the electronic version of the human centipede…
This is a great way to explain what is going on with thermodynamics
Guys, don’t fall for it… Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes… Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒
I am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world’s energy problems counts as a shitpost.
Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.
Troll logic is arguably shitposting?
What do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that’s why they’re permabanned for not shitposting.
I guess I can stop worrying about the future now. That’s a huge relief.
Quick! File a patent!
Entropee
Thank you for shining a light on this practical solution.
Use the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.
You live inside a flashlight?
You don’t?
no…
i mean yes
Your house can run??
Fastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
Technically a house
I had some par sex.
Ha!
How many strokes is par for that hole? Was it on the front or back nine? Which club did you use? Did you clean your ball afterwards? Was it a for some? Mind if I play through?
Busted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!
