alright so sometimes people write things incorrectly to convey emotions. Run on sentences imo express exasperation and absurdity much better than proper sentencing.

My grandfather died of colon cancer, he had persistent diarrhoea/constipation (probably cycling, never had him clarify) for a year before he sought any medical attention. So yeah get your body checked up, the best thing you can do for cancer is to catch it early.

this coming to me right after I skip dinner for beer

Call me stupid cus I really didn’t think of googling the quote… (Thanks a lot)

While I appreciate the help, I am not going to read everything Dostoevsky wrote (yet)

Which book is this? Because that’s a banger quote and I need it’s context!

I don’t care, still pretty as f

Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don’t even equipment! Just start…

Rude

1. Based, 2. I forgor crazy 8 completely, 3. My mistake, i thought they would be called lenf but English did it’s thing and it’s lymph (it was on our exam today, and none of my roommates got it right. The future of medicine is bright 😁)

Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?

I’ll have you know, your joke was awesome

I am envious

It ain’t even 2025 bro, wtf you do??

What? No toast? Ugh

Oh fuck off, I didn’t say shit!

It is like incredibly normal to do that. Everybody I know does it.

Mid as in “middle of”, right?

I was scrolling slowly and didn’t see the feet until I made up my mind that this was not ai generated