they confirmed him dead a little after he was shot, right? would give em some more time

I dont think anything is wrong with the format. Mango is replaced with fruit > subversion of expectation > bondburger (which is always wrong in wordplay so it double works)

kibty

So it must be banned just like the books at the library that republicans deem harmful.

This is like the worst false equivalence I have ever seen.

I mean… some drugs (the medicine kind) are prescribed with birth control because they’re bad for babies. Is meth not bad for the baby?

Also, if I may, what exactly is the criteria for something to be eugenics? I am not well informed; would, for example, not allowing people who wear black socks to have kids be eugenics?

alright so sometimes people write things incorrectly to convey emotions. Run on sentences imo express exasperation and absurdity much better than proper sentencing.

My grandfather died of colon cancer, he had persistent diarrhoea/constipation (probably cycling, never had him clarify) for a year before he sought any medical attention. So yeah get your body checked up, the best thing you can do for cancer is to catch it early.

this coming to me right after I skip dinner for beer

Call me stupid cus I really didn’t think of googling the quote… (Thanks a lot)

While I appreciate the help, I am not going to read everything Dostoevsky wrote (yet)

Which book is this? Because that’s a banger quote and I need it’s context!

I don’t care, still pretty as f

Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don’t even equipment! Just start…

Rude

1. Based, 2. I forgor crazy 8 completely, 3. My mistake, i thought they would be called lenf but English did it’s thing and it’s lymph (it was on our exam today, and none of my roommates got it right. The future of medicine is bright 😁)

Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?

I’ll have you know, your joke was awesome

I am envious

It ain’t even 2025 bro, wtf you do??