I was in a fugue state drawing this. If it is in any way upsetting, I will delete it.
I’m colorblind, i’ll just die of cancer.
This is how Ulcerative Colitis goes too.
Ass ass inate. Believe it! I need sleep.
Ass ass I, Nate.
It’s an Isaac Asimov porn parody where the robots are replaced by an extremely white guy for some reason
Important PSA. Colon cancer isn’t as deadly as other types and a lot of that is because of all the work that goes into early screening and detection. At the same time, it’s on the rise in younger people.
I’m sure it’s all those lovely chemicals they put into food mixing and combining weird in your body, if you can create a new drug your body just by snorting cocaine and drinking alcohol I’m sure there’s much worse stuff we don’t even know about going on from all these weirdchemicals
Can’t blame the situation on “them”. When was the last time you personally cooked some spinach? Do you have wild rice in your kitchen? How about fresh or dried fruit? Nuts?
If you cook for yourself and make good decisions about what you eat, you will immediately lose weight, your skin will clear, your guts will start working correctly … oh … and you no longer worry about what “they” are doing to your food.
That takes money, time, and mental energy. None of which are in high supply for most people working shift jobs or 8-5. The best personal solution is to make and freeze your meals on your off day so you can just heat them up whenever. The best systemic solution is to guillotine a capitalist for producing toxic food that masquerades as healthy and delicious, then ask the others if they have any questions about the new food regulations.
This is far less of a problem in other countries. We don’t have to let corporations treat us as an exploitable resource.
The only bit of sense you made was mentioning meal prep. The time, money, and mental energy spent on your own health are rewards, not costs. Being responsible for your health can be difficult for Americans to fathom, but its cheap and easy.
It’s really not cheap. We have the studies about how it’s more expensive and about how food deserts exist. And time? Lmao. You get home from an 8-5 job at 6-7 depending on your commute. Which means you have 2-3 hours for relaxation, food, exercise, social activity, bills, and house chores before you have to go to sleep so you can get 8 hours.
And expecting someone to work all day and still have abundant mental energy is just pure toxic positivity. That’s not the experience of most people. We also have historical studies showing we didn’t “work” as much in pre-industrial times and that with the rise of shift work comes the rise of prepared food as a calorie source.
The answer here is plainly to regulate the prepared food, not blame people for their lack of a pocket universe operating on a different timescale.
How much do you think rice and beans actually cost? Good luck eating more than $10 worth in a month. Pork loin ($12) is super-cheap, slice and freeze, got food for a couple weeks. Bag of mini oranges is $4 and that’s desert for a week. Add a (freakin huge) bag of Popeye fresh spinach for $4. So far I’ve spent $30 and have enough food to feed myself and even guests. Dunno who these “most people” are. These studies you mention … and all this navel gazing … that’s not real.
It can be hard to break out of the American processed food trap. Requires practice. Gotta do it in order to understand. Go buy some groceries and cook something.
Pork loin is 7 dollars a pound. Ground beef is cheaper. Chicken or tofu are by far the cheapest proteins.
And I’m sorry but you cannot survive on spinach, oranges, pork, rice, and beans. Not to mention that rice is a 20 minute cook and dried beans take literal hours.
You can’t just say something is cheap when the knock is time, money, and mental energy. You sound like those yuppis born into money, just telling people to buy a house to get on the financial freedom train.
I meal prep, but i eat home cooked food every day. Anyway, since I gave up all the processed junk food, my acne is gone, I feel healthier, I AM healthier. I don’t work though, so I doubt I could work AND home cook meals.
I had a very dear friend pass this year from Pancreatic cancer.
The dogshit thing about Pancreatic cancer (aside from it being cancer) is you generally don’t feel unwell until you’re quite advanced with it / stage 4 (terminal). That is what happened in my friends case. They gave so much in their short life and had so much more to give.
I’m sorry, I don’t think my comment was overtly substantial; I wanted to echo your point about how insidious cancer can be.
Oh that sucks, sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry for the loss of your friend. I have a close relative that was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer AND my friend’s dad was diagnosed too. They both slowly were losing weight and were forced into the doctor.
Anyone reading if you’re losing weight and not doing anything different go to the doctor!
Yep, was 34 when I got my diagnostic. A year later I had my last chemo last week.
Survive, buddy. Survive.
Well, judging by the name, this is the appropriate community.
I’ve had bouts of blood in my stool since I was a teenager. No doctor has ever been able to explain it so it’s just something I live with.
No one may have asked for it, but everyone needs to know about it.
If this upsets anyone, that’s a small price to pay. Good job, op.
fuck cancer. all my homies hate cancer. good on you for making this PSA.
looks at the blood brownie thing im eating yeah I don’t think hungry anymore /lh
Ooo can I have it then?
I shall ship it to you posthaste. It’s a cranberry flavoured one :3
Oh God no! I’m sorry.
This gives off vibes of how Tom Green made a song called, “feel your balls” and it was a song about checking your balls for cancer.
Bright red blood is usually from tearing.
I think the blood from colon cancer would be very dark and coagulated.
Any chance you know what it means when the blood is sporadic in timing and volume, and has no discernable cause, but is also red.
Hemorrhoids almost certainly
Internal hemorrhoids make sense, although nothing seems to trigger it and I don’t feel any pain. Most of the time I don’t even realize until I look in the toilet. It happens so randomly. The doctors initially thought it was bacterial ulcers because they didn’t feel anything during the examinations. I’ve never had a colonoscopy only rectal examinations.
Dunno, not really a doctor. Some medications can cause bloody stools and there’s also internal hemorrhoids, which don’t hurt but can cause bleeding. It can be a lot of things!
Recurring bleeding is still cause for seeing a doctor regardless of what it is, though.
I’ve been going to doctors for it since I was like 16. No one’s been able to pinpoint the cause yet, but thank you for your insight!
It also really depends where the tumor is located. If its higher up in the colon, then the blood will be darker. But if it’s more to towards the end or the sigmoid it can still be red.
I have IBD and it’s located in the sigmoid. My stool can be pretty damn red sometimes
I get a test mailed to me every year and I get it done. Fuck cancer of any kind, including colorectal cancer.
Is that a blood test? Those aren’t always effective. I kept testing negative even when I had a massive tumor in my bowels. The only thing that really works is going in there and taking a look, i.e. a colonoscopy.
It’s a poop test. Its pretty good at finding cancer, but if there’s any blood at all its invalid. A good option for people in their 30’s and 40’s. Older folks probly just need the probe.
Ah, that sounds better. My tumor was found when I was 30 and initially caused me lots of IBD problems, and then proceeded to blood in my stool. Butt probe then confirmed it even though my doctor was expecting something else because I was so young. A test like that might not have helped much in my case but I wasn’t the most average case anyway.
They’re correct, it’s a poop test.
D’awwwwww i just had a colonoscopy today. 2 likely benign polyps. I’ll know in a week. I then proceeded to eat all the things.
Yeah I thought the low residue diet and no eating anything for a day before the procedure was more annoying than the colonoscopy itself.
Oh, the prep is by far the worst part. Well … after you get over having to tell the doc that you’re bleeding out your ass. That can be a challenge. But the prep … sitting on the pot with projectile diarrhea while you drink that chemical lemonade for 12 hours is not a good time.
Yes all awkward stuff lol.
I found it really hard to talk about and seek treatment for this subject at the time, and I was quite aware of how sick I might be. I’ve had the butt-probe three times now, and the good doctor expects me again next year. I’m totally cured. No blood no more. Let me share …
The critical danger is polyps that grow on the lining of your intestine. They go bad and turn into cancer. Doc wants to snip them off for you. If you are 50 years old, go do that.
The home test … If it finds any blood at all, you’ll fail the test and have to do the colonoscopy. If your approaching 50, you have polyps, they are bleeding, and its gonna find blood. You can waste your time with the home test or just go get checked.
Most folks with red blood in stool probably have internal hemorrhoids. Lots of things can cause them to flare up, including drinking, spicy greasy food, and anything else that irritates your gut. This is the best-case scenario. Internal roids are fixable with a (very uncomfortable) outpatient surgery.
The are obviously other conditions that can go wrong there (external roids, lobsters up your butt, all sorts of stuff can happen), but these are the big ones. Roids and dangling cancer worms. Doc needs to take a look and tell you.
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And then the cure … oh ya, got the butt probe, got the roids … um … “pinned”. That didn’t fix anything. Turns out my problem was an gut microbe imbalance. Some righteous kimchi straight from a backyard in Korea cured me. That and a whole lot of fiber. All the time. Real fiber. Beans. Spinach. Black rice. Gotta feed them gut bugs. Or they will eat you instead.
i got my first butt probe when i was 15 and my last when i was 20. never have to again.
FOR NOW… My wife had to have them every year from 21-23, then every three years until she was 29. Then 5 years which she’s approaching now. If you have a medical history of needing them, you will likely need them again at some point.
Oh no, I had my butt surgically removed
Fuk ya. Mine fell off. Way to be.
I hope you can get yours out of the environment soon
We’ll have it towed outside the environment.
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frontbutt fell off!
I got really bad hemorrhoids so I would hope its just that. Like If I wipe too hard it bleeds. I need to actually use the cream. Haven’t seen any bright red shit in a while though.
I hear you.
Obviously, eat fibre etc etc. If that’s not possible then the bare minimum I’d suggest is getting some psyllium husk. It’s cheap and easy to get powdered fibre. Add a teaspoon to water and drink quickly. Or on your cereal, etc, and eat it.
Though I personally don’t like the taste so I take it in water just before bed.Also, spray bidet. If nothing else then get one. It’s a game changer. There are ways to attach them to your pipes with no cutting, etc, as well.
Have your monumental turd then spray and dab. Spray more if necessary.
No more wiping and wiping. Just spray, dab, check, spray more if needed.
Your arsehole will thank me.
