Dick Turner
Fokje Modder
With us a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it’s pronounced like ‘Fuck your mother’
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I’m George.
…welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Antone Krock Wort
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
That’s rich.
It’s Dick.
Phil McRevis
Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
Dickinson
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
Mike Hunt.
I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt
- Margaret “Peg” M. Harder
- Joy S. Cummings
- Mona Little
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Jenny Talia.
I don’t have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:
Pussy Bear
&
Dieter WankPaging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart…