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I want to steal that footer

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

• Douglas Adams

Yup, I got to see my parents. I haven’t been able to make the 8 hour drive for a few years do to medical reasons, so it’s been a very merry Christmas.

I did electrical work at a state prison in Nebraska a couple times. Most of the inmates had tablets with semi restricted internet access. So they still get the cat pics

Browning makes a 1911 in .380, it’s an 80% scale of a .45 1911.

Mustache wax is essential but practice makes perfect. You can get mustache curlers off Amazon that I have used and provide some serious curls. You still need wax, and you look dumb as hell with them on but the result speak for themselves.

That being said every mustache is different and if yours is like mine, each half will NEVER match. NEVER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND. Luckily, no one but you will notice or care.

Yoda: “Things, I hate”

How dare you make me feel my age!

You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn’t land, not the end of the world.

“I’m Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine”

Rex: “couldn’t put it down!” Spot: “Must Read!” Precious: “I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!”

This

It’s all about the handful of swing states, 2/3rds of the electoral votes are basically locked it. She might get a few from out of left field but that has yet to be seen

Take Nebraska, I can tell you right now we will give Kamala 1 electoral vote and the remaining 4 to Tump.

Edit: Anicdotal evidence

I’d google it be sure but if it say 120v - 240v not 120/240v cuz that’s different

If you are from north America you will need 120v-240v transformer

https://www.orei.com/products/orei-japan-philippines-travel-plug-adapter-2-usa-inputs-3-pack-type-a

I live in Nebraska and I feel the same way. I go out and vote in every election because that’s my civic duty, if the majority of people in your area with our same feeling actually went out and vote it is possible to become a swing state.

That being said my personal opinion is if you don’t vote you forfeit your right to complain about politics. You didn’t voice your opinion when it was important, so you shouldn’t voice it when it’s not.

Edit: spelling

I love celebrity death match, it was so ridiculous! Still have a copy of the game

God save the queen

What shoes do wear the most?

Also would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

Edit: added a question