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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

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Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people

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SassyRamen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
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    Steve Buscemi Kit Harington.

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    Carrot Top

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    Clint Howard.

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      Anyone got a shovel, we’re about to bring a career back to life!

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      Nope I want to see this.

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    Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.

    James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he’d take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.

    So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.

    Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.

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      That last line, lmfao

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    Steven Segal

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      Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly

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    Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.

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      You got a petition going?

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        I’m too lazy xD

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    adam sandler

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      Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito

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    Fern Brady

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    Gilbert gottfried

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      (As a zombie)

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      *yelling Iago voice*
      MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.

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      I didn’t say best for the role!

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    Neal McDonough.

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    Woody Harrelson

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    Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.

    dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.

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      The President as an actor?!

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        1000001825

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    Jared Leto

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      You win 🤢

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      Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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    Nathan Fielder (Nathan for You)

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      It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I’m ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.

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        Would be an amazing movie

        Watching him seduce the love interest

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    Melisa McCarthy

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