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  • Patches@ttrpg.networktoMemes@sopuli.xyzCan anyone confirm?
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    Actual “Song of the witches” from Macbeth

    Double, double toil and trouble;

    Fire burn and caldron bubble.

    Fillet of a fenny snake,

    In the caldron boil and bake;

    Eye of newt and toe of frog,

    Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

    Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,

    Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing,

    For a charm of powerful trouble,

    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

    Double, double toil and trouble;

    Fire burn and caldron bubble.

    Cool it with a baboon’s blood,

    Then the charm is firm and good.









  • Ugh I can hear it now

    In our relentless pursuit of innovation, we are proud to announce the switch from the outdated 24-hour clock to Metric Time™.

    Effective immediately, your standard 8-hour workday will now be… 8 metric hours.

    That’s 80% of the entire day. Because nothing says “work-life balance” like leaving 2 hours for life.

    Embrace the future. You’re already late.







  • Alternatively everyone realized it could be a lot better.

    Way too many chucklefucks sat at home collecting pay “working” remotely for almost 0 hours per day

    Those people got to bake bread, go outside, learn to be themselves, be happy.

    Then despite hitting every goal for their department/whatever - they were told to come back in.

    Post COVID is an attempt return to normal. Except it’s not even normal. It is worse in every quantifiable way. Everyone is more stressed out. Money is tighter.

    Nobody is in a good mood when they are hungry, and tired