Can confirm. Class of 2000. 42 years old.
Represent!
We’re the reason we’re called millennials in the first place. Graduating class of the new millennium!
The fuck you are. You’re the last class of last millennium.
Wouldn’t that be class of 99?
New millennium didn’t really start until 2001. So they are still right. (There was no year zero.)
Ditto.
If you ever re-watch Milo and Otis, you’ll be traumatized at how many puppies or kittens they probably went through.
Been there 😥
My name is Droxthar the Destroyer and I am raised in the time of Carl Winslow, Of Screech, Of Sister Sister, a time of decadent splendor. And I greet thee.
But are you self-sealing?
I love the idea that my reality keeps others up at night. Also class of 2000.
God damn you’re old, I’m class of 2000 and I’m only 41.
Ha, I’m a December baby.
Me too, but class of 99, also 42.
Is that like graduation from high school at 18yo, for the non-americans in the audience?
Yes
Thanks.
So you’re that Y2K everyone was afraid of?
Forget Y2K, let’s be afraid of Y2038.
Chronomancy!
I’m baby-faced which keeps me sane but that resolve was shook a couple days ago when an 18 year old (that was born the year I graduated high school) found out my age and said I was old enough to be his dad 😔
Critical hit.
It was man, I even told my wife how hard it hit me when I got home lol 😭
In a few years you’ll think of how young you were when this 18 year old told you you could be their dad instead of grandpa like you’ll be told in those few years.
Time scares me. I fear it.
Times gonna happen whether you fear it or not, friend.
Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.Kid wasn’t even born when 9/11 happened.
Damn millennials and their avocado toast habit
Don’t forget how we killed like fucking everything.
A badge I wear with pride.
Yet Donald still roams this Earth. You get lazy or something?
I’m in this image and I don’t like it
And some of us have been for over 3 years…
glances into mirror
Oh.
Right.
…Shit.
Yeah my kids are a hoot
the oldest millennials are 44 actually
Yes. And our back tells us sometimes.
I’m a young, spry, 39 year old millennial and my back is killing me.
My back is fine but I don’t do physical work. I just sit around and that’s probably worse in some cases.
I’m 39 and my hips are already gone and I have trigger thumb.
Turning 43 this year if you take the common 1981 as the cut-off.
they’re starting to say it closer to 1985 now; according to the 95% of the fellow millennials i talk to
What timing. I turned 41 this week.
Happy birthday. I turned 40 this week too. Yay us.
I disagree. Time actually stopped around early 2010’s. Seasons change and shit, but stuff isn’t changing no more.
Hard to think 2019 is 5 years ago
Yep, me this year. 😅
At least you’re still rad
Wasnt it great when we ruined the paper napkin industry and did not buy houses in 08? Good times.
Started growing my beard in, for the first time in years. It’s white. Hell yeah I’m old