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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Please be satire

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Please be satire

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    I’m going to probably be going on a healthcare “vacation” next month where that’s a likely scenario, so I’ll let you all know how it goes.

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    deleted by creator

  • someguy3@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    If a thot goes on vacation and doesn’t post, does it exist?

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      Thots will literally cease to exist if no one validates their presence for five minutes, everyone knows that.

      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Thots are DRAM

        • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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          1 year ago

          Haha, nice.

    • nslatz@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Schrodinger’s Thot?

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      The thot or the vacation?

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Yes.

        • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Bravo

  • cobysev@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Personally. I don’t consider it a vacation until I’m cut off from everyone and everything. Let me relax in peace for a while, without distractions.

    • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      For real. This is the primary feature of vacation.

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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        1 year ago

        For men.

        For women, it’s to brag about it and make all their friends jealous.

        • Repple (she/her)@lemmy.world
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          I’m a woman and haven’t posted a single thing from any vacation I’ve taken in years, maybe even a decade now.

          • daw_germany@feddit.de
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            Simply impossible! The species “female” physically cannot do that! I know because I as a man can do that and a basic rule of thumb is “if a man can do it a woman cannot and the things that women do could be done by a man but make him gay”

            /s

        • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          Big yikes.

    • ArtVandelay@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      That’s exactly why I’m taking my first cruise this year, and I’ll be damn sure that the Wi-Fi doesn’t work

      • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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        Oh don’t worry, you won’t have to try to break the wifi.

    • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Spitting facts right there

      Hell my favorite places to go hiking don’t even have cell service

      • variants@possumpat.io
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        But ehat if you think of a good hashtag while you’re hiking

      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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        I love taking a motorcycle up to the Radio Quiet Zone in VA and WV. There ain’t shit up there and no one can get in touch with me for days.

        Just slowly cruising through the mountains and disconnected in a way that I haven’t been since before my first work cell phone.

        • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          It truly is bliss being disconnected from everything every now and then

          No Internet, no phone calls, no texts, nothing.

          Being truly disconnected from the world at large.

          If people need me, they can wait until I get back from my hike or my vacation as I’m truly unreachable unless someone hikes out there too.

    • Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world
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      I went on a 2 week holiday earlier this year and I barely took a single picture lol

  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000@sh.itjust.works
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    vacation? that would crazy.

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Making posts about how you’re not home is bad OpSec.

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      You know what else is bad OpSec? Something that happened 10 months after this was posted

    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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      1 year ago

      Hey everyone! Come fuck my shit up while I’m away! K thanx.

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        Look at my post history, take your pick of all my shiny things, with pictures of their condition you can scrape to sell them on ebay!

        • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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          Some with actual casual valuations lol

    • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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      No kidding! Glad someone gets it. A couple I know who Instagrammed their entire cross-Europe vacation last year couldn’t understand why I don’t want to travel at the same time as them this year even though we’re going some of the same places 🤦‍♂️

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        Well don’t leave us hanging! Does their house get robbed every time they’re away on vacation and posting about it on social media?

        • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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          Not yet, but it’s not a chance I’d be willing to take. They have at least one neighbor who’s supposedly been arrested for theft. He used to watch their dogs for them but when they found out they stopped talking to him and changed the locks.

          • freebee@sh.itjust.works
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            are you going to rob them while they’re away?

  • Korne127@lemmy.world
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    The problem is that there is no clear definition of a post. Sure, a tweet or an Instagram is a post. A private message to a friend is probably not a post. But what if you send images of your vacation in a discord server with many friends? The line gets fishy, and if I couldn’t talk to friends, independently to the trip itself, while on vacation, I would also say no.

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      Agreed but I think the intent is still interesting. My interpretation would be that you can still talk to friends, but not about the vacation. Id still say yes but I’m curious if that changes it for you.

      The more simplified question would be just not bringing your phone or a camera, but then id say no as that just sounds like a dangerous trap and isn’t really what the question is trying to ask- it’s more 'would you go on a vacation and just enjoy it, or do you only want to go on vacation so people know you went? ’

  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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    I don’t even take pictures

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      Yeah my family loves taking pictures. I just try to take pictures of nice scenes and stuff.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      I take plenty. It’s nice to reminiscent and often family and friends ask to see something. I don’t post them anywhere though.

    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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      Right? I only ever use pics to refer back to certain incidents “like see, on the 8th of December this what happened that day Cindy you fucking liar” and so on

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml
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    On the remote chance it isnt satire, im gone

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      On vacation, I assume?

  • Owl@mander.xyz
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    Take the pictures, post them later

  • casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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    Someone never cruised before social media was invented and now suffers brain rot. A lot of people actually.

    Stare out at a vast expanse of water and think about life, children.

    • kofe@lemmy.world
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      I’m down, you payin?

  • Starkstruck@lemmy.world
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    I understand wanting to share pictures of your trip and stuff, but if it’s such a compulsive need you wouldn’t be able to not do it, you’ve got issues.

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      Yeah, plus it’s not like you couldn’t just share stuff when you get home.

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        This is the only way I ever publicly share any information about my travels. Don’t want to advertise that there’s nobody home.

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          This is the way

  • Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
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    Does posting exclude texting to group chats?

    Cuz I tend to do a lot of that. Don’t really do social media (this barely counts), prefer to spend time with a select few gay nerds.

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    Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world and I’ll burn my phone and go no contact with anyone I know ever again

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world

      https://foreignlegion.info/joining/ bon voyage & bonne chance!

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