I don’t even take pictures
I take plenty. It’s nice to reminiscent and often family and friends ask to see something. I don’t post them anywhere though.
Right? I only ever use pics to refer back to certain incidents “like see, on the 8th of December this what happened that day Cindy you fucking liar” and so on
Yeah my family loves taking pictures. I just try to take pictures of nice scenes and stuff.
If a thot goes on vacation and doesn’t post, does it exist?
The thot or the vacation?
Yes.
Bravo
Schrodinger’s Thot?
Thots will literally cease to exist if no one validates their presence for five minutes, everyone knows that.
Thots are DRAM
Haha, nice.
Personally. I don’t consider it a vacation until I’m cut off from everyone and everything. Let me relax in peace for a while, without distractions.
For real. This is the primary feature of vacation.
For men.
For women, it’s to brag about it and make all their friends jealous.
I’m a woman and haven’t posted a single thing from any vacation I’ve taken in years, maybe even a decade now.
Simply impossible! The species “female” physically cannot do that! I know because I as a man can do that and a basic rule of thumb is “if a man can do it a woman cannot and the things that women do could be done by a man but make him gay”
/s
Big yikes.
Spitting facts right there
Hell my favorite places to go hiking don’t even have cell service
I love taking a motorcycle up to the Radio Quiet Zone in VA and WV. There ain’t shit up there and no one can get in touch with me for days.
Just slowly cruising through the mountains and disconnected in a way that I haven’t been since before my first work cell phone.
It truly is bliss being disconnected from everything every now and then
No Internet, no phone calls, no texts, nothing.
Being truly disconnected from the world at large.
If people need me, they can wait until I get back from my hike or my vacation as I’m truly unreachable unless someone hikes out there too.
But ehat if you think of a good hashtag while you’re hiking
That’s exactly why I’m taking my first cruise this year, and I’ll be damn sure that the Wi-Fi doesn’t work
Oh don’t worry, you won’t have to try to break the wifi.
I went on a 2 week holiday earlier this year and I barely took a single picture lol
vacation? that would crazy.
Making posts about how you’re not home is bad OpSec.
No kidding! Glad someone gets it. A couple I know who Instagrammed their entire cross-Europe vacation last year couldn’t understand why I don’t want to travel at the same time as them this year even though we’re going some of the same places 🤦♂️
Well don’t leave us hanging! Does their house get robbed every time they’re away on vacation and posting about it on social media?
Not yet, but it’s not a chance I’d be willing to take. They have at least one neighbor who’s supposedly been arrested for theft. He used to watch their dogs for them but when they found out they stopped talking to him and changed the locks.
are you going to rob them while they’re away?
Hey everyone! Come fuck my shit up while I’m away! K thanx.
Look at my post history, take your pick of all my shiny things, with pictures of their condition you can scrape to sell them on ebay!
Some with actual casual valuations lol
People who don’t turn off notifications on their phones be like
Best thing I ever did, notifications go bye bye with every new phone
Sadly, this was a thing even before the web, let alone social media. There’s always been people for whom the vacations didn’t even “happen” unless they get to go on incessantly about them when they come back, ideally subjecting you to two hours of photos that mean very little to you. They derive little enjoyment from actually being there, they take it from showing it others…
For some people life is not worth living without external validation. Sad.
I would absolutely not go if I had to post something.
are you really vacationing if there is no one to witness it
you are both vacationing and not vacationing until is observed
The problem with trying to observe a vacation is the amount of light involved. Experiments have shown that applying the necessary amount of light to render the vacation observable often results in the whole thing being called off anyway.
The need for vacation within a closed system always goes up.
If you’re on the beach do you get Schrödinger’s tan?
Two for one you sly devil you! Niiice!
Only if you’re doing it right. Witnesses are a problem.
Wait, did you say vacation?
I volunteer to witness vacations if anyone needs help.
It’s probably a vacation to North Korea or something
Unironically give me a vacation in a DPRK village away from the internet, I will jump on the fucking plane right now
Absolutely.
Hmmm
Oh I get it! The noble choice would be to choose NEITHER OF THESE THINGS, am I doing this right?
If you could shitpost on Lemmy but no one was around to upvote it, would you still do it?
You bet I would
if to saint martin no, everywhere else probably
On the remote chance it isnt satire, im gone
On vacation, I assume?
Someone never cruised before social media was invented and now suffers brain rot. A lot of people actually.
Stare out at a vast expanse of water and think about life, children.
I’m down, you payin?
