“what are they going to do, kill all of us?” - dead whistleblower
Famous last words
They can’t possibly kill them all right?
Boing: challenge accepted
“Aerospace firm” is pretty generous. They’re a defense contractor.
Why not both? Besides, I’m just quoting the article.
Boeing:
I laughed way to hard at this.
So hard you dropped an O.
No no. He was laughing on the way to hard, which is obviously a city, maybe a home-town, with no schooling system. #noChildLeftBehind
How do I so strongly recognize this but can’t recall what it’s from!!??
Hot Fuzz
It’s a pretty popular GIF taken from the 2007 movie Hot Fuzz.
It’s from a Star Wars spinoff movie: Hoth Tusk
I guess now we know which camel came out on top. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oCilY4szc
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“A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you’re talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who’s gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin’ night.”
I remember thinking movies just had absurd sensationalized plot lines and that our societies were past that shit. Then I saw former soviets killed by alpha particle emitting pills, whistleblowers dying, and now I’m thinking the truth is stranger than fiction.
Hang in there Edward Snowden, it’s amazing that fucker threaded the needle and still lives.
Guess its gatlin time
The hitperson is the only competent employee left at Boeing.
That guy is booked through year end now.
He’s out there playing whack a mole
Overbooked. This is the airline industry we’re talking about.
Are you telling us that there is a chance some whistlebowers have a chance to live into 2025.
Believe or not still not enough time for FAA and other fed soups to do their job
His always taking the train to his missions, that’s the reason for the long time between the 2 kills
You could just say ‘assassin’. “Hitperson” makes it sound like some HR-designated position, awkwardly titled in some neutral, milquetoast way as not to offend anyone.
Honestly, that makes it funnier to me
Like the title of a Wes Anderson short, lol
It’s just a single shot of Bill Murray driving a car on a highway. He’s filmed from the passenger seat, and he’s telling a story of his dad, who worked as an engineer designing jet engines. And he’s all proud and going on and on.
And as he keeps talking, and as he keeps driving, you keep seeing shots of highway signs showing that you’re driving through rural Maryland on your way to Washington DC. You keep driving and he keeps telling a story about his father and how proud he was and eventually comes out that he worked for Boeing.
And you keep driving and he keeps telling a story and eventually you pull up in front of the building in Washington DC, and he gets out and the camera keeps pointing at the driver seat, but he walks out of frame and he walks into the building and you can hear some screaming in a couple gunshots and then cut to the credits.
“Hitperson” makes it sound like some HR-designated position, awkwardly titled in some neutral, milquetoast way as not to offend anyone.
That was intentional, I’m happy someone noticed.
Oh, my mistake
Senior PR executive
Separate tickets, dudes.
For real. If ever there were a time to hop on an Amtrak, I think this would be a good one.
I would want the motherfucking Navy to take me around South America, the passenger train system in the US is sadly so sparse it makes it too easy for someone to find someone else based on odds. And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons
And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons
Amtrak can pull your own private rail car. Nothing says that car couldn’t be the US’s navy’s armored caboose which may or may not actually have anti air weapons (classified)
Ok that’s absurdly dope but I’m still feeling safer on the aircraft carrier
Hope it carries Lockheed s planes nstead of… Boing
(Typo intentional, get off grammar Nazis)
Navy and Air Force still have plenty of Boeings that were made properly. They’re talking about fitting the B-52 with warp engines rather than ever retire the thing
B52 with warp nacelles in an aircraft carrier? Hhhhm let me check something in midjourney and I’ll be back soon
You think they will make a boing machine just drop in on the train? I mean at the rate those planes are failing, I would not be surprised if that happens by chance even. Damn, this was their plan from the start, wasn’t it?
Oh the plane will be fine. Being a whistleblower is very stressful though. I would not be at all surprised if many if not all of them find it just too hard to go on and end up committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping off a building.
It’s okay, they are all going to commit suicide by jumping off together. The plane will have no issues.
The hole in the fuselage that caused them to be sucked out was actually made by one of them in a suicide/homicide. Very tragic. Somebody invest in mental health please!
The will get off the plane and then get on the shuttle never to be heard from again.
It’ll be such a surprise when it turns out all 10 have been suicidal for years and/or extremely susceptible to infection.
They were all invited to do their depositions in some flyover state. The only way there is using flights on Boeing planes.
/joke
Labeling your joke as a joke is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time. That’s even dumber than /s
I fail to see the sarcasm in your comment, as your /s indicates.
I knew it’s either your comment or a bunch saying how I’m peddling bullshit. I chose to be ridiculed on style instead of substance.
Imagine them going crazy and stuffing themselves in a suite case.
One decided to spontaneously hike and fell off a cliff. One was in an unfortunate drunk driving accident. One got hit by an Airbus engine. etc. etc.
Well, you would have to be a little bit suicidal to blow the whistle on Boeing now, after seeing what happened to the last two guys…
Life insurance premiums are about to skyrocket for Boeing whistleblowers.
You can’t fly over a Streisand effect.
I hope there won’t be a series of unfortunate accidents…
Article author seems to have completely fabricated the “10 more”. There are no quotes from anyone even hinting at more whistleblowers existing, let alone ten more.
Is not a source I’m familiar with. But everyone wants to believe it, so upvotes it is.
Its one of the largest Indian Newspapers
It might be, but I’ve noticed it has a very click baity style, and don’t find it to be very trustworthy.
With the way Modi is running India right now, that’s not exactly a glowing recommendation.
Yup. Every major media outlet is a sellout at this point. These days my only source of legit news comes from YouTube.
In the US the most trustworthy media sources right now are Jon Stewart and John Oliver
But ONLY the comments section!
Lmao
I think this is sarcasm but it could also not be
You forgot the /s
Probably because quoting them would be a preemptive death
“Cut off one head and FIVE more will take its place.”
Boeing is about to engage in the most desperate game of whack-a-mole ever.
I feel terrible for all the work boeing’s hitman is going to have to do this week 🤦🏻♂️
Those hitmen aren’t cheap, either!
Huge Uber bill, too
He’ll be clocking a lot of overtime this month.
Would be funny if Boeing started cutting corners with their hitmen, too.
Hahahh, would be hilarious to then get a whistleblower from the team of “boeing’s hitmens” because of bad working conditions
“would you get shot by Boeing…?”
“me personally? no. not really.”“do you know how many people I had to talk out this week?? I’m losing my head mate”
" Challenge accepted"
You’re talking them to death? That’s gotta be harder than just shooting them, my man.
Haha that was a typo but it made it fun
I meant take. Take out.
