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blibla@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    and we still wouldn’t transition off oil.

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      Why would an asteroid Impact convince OPEC to transition?

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        A lot of the oil production is in the crater

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    Aaaaah destroying entire nations - every zionists wet dream

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      deleted by creator

      • RandomVideos@programming.dev
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        Why? Only a couple people in that country actually cause the bad stuff

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          And majority of people support them, also ruzzians are known to be barbarian slaver nation.

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    How to achieve peace in the middle east with this one trick.

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      That would be moving Israel somewhere else.

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    Kazakhstan, after finally securing access to the oceans: Just according to keikaku.

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      Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?

      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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        Doing this creates world peace change my mind lol

        • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Peace of the grave.

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          See my last paragraph here. TL;DR: it might indeed do that, but only in the vacuous truth sense that no human societies would be left to make war.

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      (keikaku means plan)

  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    So would this lower sea levels?

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      Maybe we’ll finally find Atlantis! Get that Stargate working.

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        SG-1 was so optimistic… im only now getting into Stargate

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      No, because (a) that’s way, way bigger than any single bomb would make (the largest nuclear crater ever made was “only” about 390m across), and (b) actual nuclear weapon attacks would be detonated as air-bursts and therefore wouldn’t make craters at all to begin with.

      The afore-mentioned crater was the result of an underground test, BTW. The largest bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, left no crater because it was an air-burst at 4,000m altitude.

      Also, a crater that big would be an extinction-level event. Chicxulub crater, from the impact that ended the dinosaurs, is “only” about as wide as “Mossad Island” in this image.

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    2035, Arma 3 reference

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    The New Gulf of America

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    Half of Pakistan gone 😅

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    The Atomic Sea

    or, if a Fallout fan, “The Glowing Sea”

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    Israel would still find a way to fight over more land

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      “this floating fridge is a part of what God promised us!”

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    but think about the military industrial complex shareholders, they would struggle after this

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    It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (~200km diameter 72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion, I measured the crater diameter to about 3500km!

    It would take decades or centuries before the sky would clear after such an explosion, most likely resulting in a mass extinction event.

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      I was gonna say. With a crater that large, we all lose.

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        I call that winning.

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      So they’re really trying to fix global warming!

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      Considering that we’re in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I’d say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I’m guessing it would exceed the “Great Dying” to take the crown.

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      Combination sea level rice abd lots of much smaller nuclear explosions.

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      it would also shatter tectonic plates, create rifts and reverse the directions some plates were moving, the asteroid impact you mention resulted in the Indian subcontinent (I’m simplifying a lot of things right now)

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        Well, now you’ve piqued my curiosity. Got a link?

        The Wikipedia article I’m reading right now says that the Indian plate split from Gondwana 100 MY ago (33 MY before the Chicxulub impact), so that’s not the connection. Further down the page, it says that the plate movement might have sped up as it passed over the mantle plume from the impact that created the Deccan Traps (my interpretation, BTW; the science isn’t actually as settled as I’m making it out to be), but it seems to me that that wouldn’t change the “result” of the plate colliding with Asia and creating the Indian Subcontinent, only the timing of the collision.

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          Here: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1674987125000325

          Everything I said previously was what I could remember, give this a read yourself, it’s not long and it is really interesting

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      Trump solves global warming with nuclear weapons. Get his Nobel prize ready.

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        That’s actually a brilliant idea. Once you eradicate most of the humanity, the rest will sort itself out.

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    Nice to see Ukraine won

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      And they got crimea back!

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      Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

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        The haters will say an old map was used to edit this but realistically a lot can happen in 10 years.

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          If we want to be realistic, then if there was a nuclear explosion that big on planet Earth all the nations around it would be nuclear wastelands from the shockwave and fallout and the rest of the planet would probably be covered in ice from the nuclear winter.

          Most nation states on that side of the planet would be gone and the ones on the other side of the planet would at the very least be collapsing from the fall in agricultural production and subsequent wars of desperation.

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          Years? That’s sounds slow by today’s standards.

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        Well they didn’t get any Western students protesting the genocide there, so it doesn’t surprise me.

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          Is the poor little Zionist upset at people taking issue with genocide?

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    Is this boomer shit really making the rounds again? This is so 2003.

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    Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.

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      Intact Russia. Not very good.

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