The new “Boy in the Striped Pyjamas” is even more depressing.

“Israeli”? The quotations make it seem like they aren’t totally sure.

If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn’t be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

Sounds lovely.

They weren’t even bombing a hospital this time, where apparently all the combatants usually hide. They bombed his family home.

Literally acting like feral dogs.

FSB most best source unbiased news.

I know, let’s vote for hell on earth instead. That’ll surely clean things right up.

It wasn’t particularly veiled, much like your bottom half at night. And unlike your top half.

Personally, I wouldn’t trust my savings to a guy with a goatee and a mullet

If you sleep in a dressing gown while Donald Ducking a satin shirt underneath, you’re a lunatic.

I heard eggs will be cheaper any day now.

She was working for a hedge fund when she met him and they were married for 26 years. She may have given away $19 billion of her fortune, but her net worth is still $36 billion, the same as the original divorce settlement.

It’s surprising that a country where there are more guns than people, due to the well known quirk of literally writing into the constitution that the people should be armed in order to stop government tyranny, it sure is enduring a lot of government tyranny.

That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

Or a Dogjerk…

If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

Elon Musk has 175 cock usphisasasnd you should too.

Hey that’s just Brian. Easy mistake to make.

But that wouldn’t change anything at all!

I’m sure any time a policy like this is enacted, it will not increase productivity over the whole shift.