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rolling down in thsandwichesCome and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.
There is a science or food YouTuber out there who’d be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.
To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.
EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That’s the hard part.
No, you need a Möbius ham slice and a non-moebius bread loop (albeit with a full twist)
It’s Möbin time!!!
This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.
What about this is poignant?
The sandwich has three poignants.
poignant my mouf on each one
Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor
Help girlfrend is poinignant?
Fuck. First time on lemmy I actually had to laugh out loud. XD
How is babby formed? How girl get poinignant?
Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are salad.
I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
How is a Scotch egg a salad?!
Apologies, It’s obviously Calzone when whole.
For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.
Hmm… apology accepted. But you should eat more Scotch eggs!
This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart
Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s “great fervor” getting it wrong!
Hmm… what is shepherd’s pie, then? Upside-down toast?
Okay but how is pumpkin pie toast and not a quiche?
It has support on all sides and bottom.
Edit: I guess it’s a slice of pie?
Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device. It would probably be vertical, like a Forman grill
1 side Peanutbutter
1 side Jam
1 side Cheese
The holy three fold PBJC
which cheese ?
Pimento Pineapple
wtf is that
https://thequirinokitchen.com/cheese-pimiento-pineapple-sandwich-spread-on-filipino-pan-de-sal/
Always had this around as a kid. Delicious.
it seems weird, but I’ll try it
Melted brie
theeeeere we go
insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff
Omg how did I miss that
That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
+50% calories
Probably more than that.
There’s 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.
In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn’t change, there’s like nothing in there
In comparison to an ordinary sandwich.
Ordinary sandwich: 2 bread 1 ham. Pictured trianglewich : 3 bread 3 ham.
2 bread 1 ham
Awful ratio… If you eat sandwiches like this I feel bad for you.
If you use 3 slices of ham in a regular sandwich, you will need 9 slices to create the scaled version of the pictured sandwich.
Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
The best foods are always shaped liked dicks
An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.
I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling
wraps are cylindrical
Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.
True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow
Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.
Gesundheit
next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito
what about the decagonical donut??
Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(
Wikipedia says they’re still on vimeo.
I would always listen to The Gauss Christmath Special. Thank god its still on vimeo
I support this exploration. The results sound delicious.
