Pro tip: just scan what you can in 3 minutes and take the rest as payment for doing their work.
Pro tip: just scan what you can in 3 minutes and take the rest as payment for doing their work.
Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.
Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.
Narrator: they won’t.
Only because things are too expensive for plebes to buy outright! Mortgages are basically subscriptions too. Or “layaway” at least.
Thanks to monthly payments for everything, you can have whatever TV you want!
Post screenshots as Lemmy content!
Came to the comments for this 👍
Pretty much anyone running a church is doing the same shit, no? He just got cocky about it, sounds like. Gotta at least pretend to be humble whilst grifting your flock
$400M ought to fuck them somewhat, but I guess in oil bucks, it’s probably not going to sting for long…
Stop putting people on hold, period. We have the technology to just call back when they’re at or near the top of the queue. If they miss their call, maybe their number gets priority for an hour or something. Either way, when I get put on hold, I mostly fantasize about murdering whoever set up that system.
This guy fences and / or thieves.
But we aren’t intelligent without human training, either…
It’s actually kind of fair to blame the government for letting this happen…
Only if we keep letting them.
I can at least comprehend someone’s motivation to masturbate.
“We’re doing to inject you with what we’re calling a ‘genius enhancement serum’; it will fortify your already throbbing genius cells and keep you sharp as a tack, ensuring your every response is virtually perfect for your defence in this trial.”
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Because the people don’t choose their options, just from the options chosen for them. The rich are one team, and our options are just to give us the illusion of choice and to pit us against each other as if it were left v. right and not haves v. have-nots. Notice the options are always deeply rooted in the “haves” camp…
From the outside looking in (not American, but Canada has similar problems) it looks transparently theatrical. But then I look around in Canada with that same “outsider” perspective and, yeah, it’s just as bad here. Our Premier of Ontario is a slightly less embarrassing version of Trump. Claims to be “for the people” but gives little-to-no fucks whatsoever based on his actions.
Anyway… Ready whenever others are to burn this all down…
It would, but it would also create lots of new problems. I would regain some hope for humanity, though, if the people finally woke up to the reality of their 350,000,000:1 ratio against their oppressors…
Oh I’m not assuming the system isn’t owned by the rich. But the people in power can still be removed and replaced, even if the methods in place aren’t setup for it. The French are pretty good at it, for example.
It’s obvious why OP is ashamed. But why aren’t you? Proud of your nation’s quiet support of a genocide?