Yeah, burial is mostly just to make sure critters don’t drag your rotting bits out into the open and your putrid parts don’t contaminate the water supply.

That’s racist.

/S

Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.

'beak ’ of his performance.

Saving people a quick search.

What is meant by semitic people?

Semitic describes a group of languages — including Hebrew and Arabic — as well as the people who traditionally speak them. Semitic is rooted in the Biblical name Shem, the son of Noah, who is traditionally thought of as the direct ancestor of the Jews and Arabs.

Even back when I was a wee baby in the 90s, it cost at least $8 to free Willy, and a drink and popcorn were easily twice that.

I keep licking my phone but it isn’t working.

Last I checked their mother was a hamster.

Aww man. Someone put shit in my pants while I was aiming.

That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

But it’s gone up $200 since I bought it in 2014!

Gorillas.bas

Nibbles.bas

I was a Big Boy when this came in the scene, but I still fucked around with it.

Shout-out to my youth dentist that had a Galaxian cocktail table set to free play. I always liked forward to my checkups.

My dad used me as an excuse to rebuild the unfinished basement and build out the Lionel train set he’d always wanted.

Shortly thereafter he decided he could no longer tolerate his wife and moved in with his mistress full time. He built out a room just for me, but I knew Mom would off herself if I abandoned her. Plus I was smoking by then and Dad hit me whenever I smelled like smoke.

It was a nice train table until a pipe burst and flooded the basement. Don’t buy particle board furniture. It becomes pulp as soon as it gets slightly damp .

SLAP THE BAG

Halfsvere Shag. Finely shredded rolling tobacco like Drum or Ball Shag. I rolled my own smokes before I quit. The aroma, in my opinion, is dreamy, especially compared to American cigarettes.

If Bali Shag released incense sticks, I’d seriously consider purchasing them.

True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.

I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.

I’m hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.

Sorry, that’s insensitive.

Xenophallus.

You just reminded me of why Y2K era nostalgia makes me ill.

I was working part time in a mall and heard all this shit on repeat, and my co-workers were quoting The Chappelle Show because it was ok to be racist if a black guy said it first.

There’s still hope. I still chain vape, but the amount of nicotine I use is but a whisper. It’s entirely a routine at this point. I’m figuring out positive actions I can do whenever I feel the need to suck on my robot dick.