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A nice glass of wine to go with the coffee
Sweet Red Espresso Martini
1 oz vodka 1 oz Oliver Sweet Red wine 1.5 oz chilled espresso or cold brew coffee 1 oz simple syrup 1 egg whitePour all ingredients into cocktail shaker. Add ice. Shake vigorously until rich foam forms. Pour into coupe or martini glass. Garnish with espresso beans.
https://www.oliverwinery.com/blog/sweet-red-espresso-martini
That sounds dreadful
I work a lot of fancy events as a caterer and often have a drink behind the scenes, but often these events are in random offices with no bar support, resulting in us drinking strange concoctions.
Spanish coke is popular, which is just red wine and coke. This is probably second only to white wine spritzers. Separately in day events, we’ve found putting espresso into coke over ice is surprisingly okay, I wouldn’t say it’s better than the sum of its parts, but probably on par with normal coke.
So I had the wise idea of shaking espresso, coke, and red wine together, just to see what it tasted like. I’d truly give it a 5/10. Which isn’t bad if not for the fact that I’d give each ingredient alone a 6/10 or better.
Thought for sure this was straight out of an episode of Venture Brothers till I saw your link.
Rusty Venture’s cocktail recipes were an ongoing gag.
I feel personally attacked!
Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?
Draining the blood away from the meat.
Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry
I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath
Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.
Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
That’s a beauty!
NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath
as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:
- it’s warm
- gravity isn’t being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you’re over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)
thanks i’m here all week
As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.
Unfortunately I don’t have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall :/
But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?
breasting so boobily
I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.
Why is being a gay male relevant?
Probably because the post is about what women do in the bath and he didn’t want to speak for them
It’s relaxing, but I wouldn’t spend hours reading or something, it’s just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.
It’s the only warm place in the house.
It’s a lovely way to unwind after a long day. Soaking in water takes weight off your joints and bones, the heat feels nice, and I’ll usually put a show on my phone to unwind with an episode before I wash up.
My partner likes to spend a half hour or so reading or watching a show. She uses these trays to hold her book, some bath soap, and some cola light.
Reading actual books (on paper!) in the bathtub is what I’ll never get: How do you flip pages? Do you dry your hands for each page or do you just live with soggy pages? Also the humidity in general is bad for your books… That’s why e-readers are so awesome.
I used to take a 30 min bath to ease my dermatitis.
Why even bathing instead of showering? It feels like swimming in your own dirt, while it’s so hot you sweat, but can’t really sweat, because it’s wet too and because it’s wet you can’t really read a book or do something else.
I don’t usually take a bath to feel clean, I take one to relax
Most relaxing thin on earth is to sweat in your own dirt. Ig opinions differ.
Personally I shower after the bath with cooler water, helps to reset my temp so I’m not sweaty after and obviously to clean up also.
Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to sit in and then use water to clean yourself. It’s more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.
“Feeling dirty” is probably something more about having trained your mind to be a certain way, and it could be retrained.
For someone with kids and pets and such, a bath might be a more reliable source of comfort and isolation.
I mean, unless you work in a coal mine or in the sewers, you probably aren’t covered in a thick layer of grime when you get in the tub. Most people are going to have a very thin layer of dried sweat and body oil, which will be a tiny, tiny percentage of the water in the tub.
I generally feel the same. Also, bubble bath- not relaxing, because then I’m covered in a thin soapy film and am forced to shower after.
That said, I think it’s a western problem. I didn’t hate baths when I was in Japan. Huge deep tubs, and the entire room is waterproof with a drain, so not only is the bath super deep but you can also overflow it as part of the experience. All that together made all the difference.
Not sure why you are being downvoted - it is a very relaxing thing for many:-).
¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
If you’re so incredibly filthy that a bath feels like soaking in your own dirt (no judgement, that’s valid), you could shower first. A bath for me at least isn’t about cleaning yourself, it’s a relaxation thing.
Thank you, tired of all the bath haters saying baths are gross. If you got so dirty that literal dirty clouds are coming off of you like that kid from Charlie Brown, take a shower. But if all you did was get sweaty at the gym today, a bath will get you perfectly clean and isn’t unsanitary.
Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to clean yourself and then use even more water to sit in. It’s more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.
You can absolutely read a book.
My books live by my bath while I am reading them.
Reading a book is one of the great reasons to bath instead of shower.
If I want to read on a comfy spot, I just sit on my couch. Tried reading while bathing multiple times and there’s just always the feeling and the actual danger that your book gets wet.
What can I say, reading in the bath is a high adrenaline lifestyle and I’m a maverick
What is that he’s dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn’t make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
I have the same question as your first, but as for the second: probably whatever he’s dropping isn’t the first thing he dropped and other foodstuff has combined to dye the water.
So he’s sitting in soup.
That’s my best guess, yeah.
If I remember correctly it’s a chocolate bar
Now this is what I can get behind on
ADHD brain can’t handle a bath. It’s too much relaxing and not enough doing.
Hence the tray, you do both and it’s better than either. Wish I had one
I guess I could code in the bath. But that might be dangerous.
Close enough?
👀 ngl I’ll say I got this for my 8 year old but we know the truth
Oh man. So risky to own that. I would hyper focus on this and probably end up drowning.
Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I’m done.
Where’s the hair wall?
Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
That’s salt and pepper? I assumed it was like face creams or something
If I drink that much coffe I’ll poop in the bathtub
Not sure if good or bad thing
Easy clean up.
And the opportunity to waffle stomp.
Thats what YMCAs are for
I mean, I sprung for a jacuzzi tub for a reason.
More like, “The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don’t drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can’t even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub.”
Don’t be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly
This ain’t AI… This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.
Yeah its not ai just bad photoshop that never gets even the perspective right.
These things are great for charcuterie boards
I have that exact tray!
No tampoon dispencer?
