Form an orderly queue, girls.
Yet still not as creepy as the guy in that Mark Wahlberg film with the Romeo and Juliet law printed on a laminated card that he keeps with him at all times…
Without guessing I know 100% who he voted for, what his opinion on Russia/ Ukraine, Israel/ Palestine, who he follows on social media and podcasts he listens to, and that he likes his tacos with no spice and his streak fully cooked and covered in ketchup.
Tl;Dr dudes into hebaphilia and is advertising to try to have sex with “the youngest female possible” for his “first time.”
To wit, good luck I guess? Technically not illegal but still gross homie.
Yeah, I don’t regret not reading it.
At least hes presenting all the red flags right up front.
it’s actually on his back
Thanks dad.
The ability of some people to ironically self-label will always astound me.
Dude im overweight and I don’t understand this “big boned” and “bbw” shit, you fat, call it what it is. You’re not thicc, you fat. I have a dad bod, im a fatty, calling myself soft names to try and make my fat a positive thing isn’t gonna motivate me to lose weight.
Oh, and I thought “big boned” meant he has a huge … Johnson
As a fellow fatty, I’ve always hated when someone tip toed around it. Calling me fluffy or chubby or chunky and so on is disingenuous and I instantly think you suck.
Thick and fat are two different meanings to me. I relate thick with firm
So the blondes are either 17 or 6,402,373,705,728,000. Seems oddly specific
I wanted to make the same joke! Nice that you noticed it too lol
Plot twist. He has a face like brad pit and was sick of it beingbthe first thing anyone says when they talk to him.
PSA: Saw a comment on another post that said this was probably photoshopped. Any pros willing to analyze?
Not an expert… But I highly doubt the content of the text was edited. It follows really well the shape of the T shirt so it’s either an amazing Photoshop or just reality.
This reminds me of a kid with a similar diagnosis I had when I first started teaching. He just turned 18 and came in that day “with his adult voice.” Full octave lower than usual, and wanted everyone to know it was because he just turned 18 - lasted until about lunch time. Hopefully this is a joke shirt, but I can definitely say there are people like this out there.
It’s called autism, And Lemmy will both defend autistic people and roast them/call them names depending on the thread
It’s almost like lemmy isn’t a monolith with homogenous opinions! Weird.
Yet here you are
All very specific which is good. Could have added “swallows and enjoys it”
My brother bought a shirt that simply says “Crab Rangoon” in the front the band Slayer uses. That’s the correct way to share your autism in shirt format.
That’s a fucking hilarious shirt though.
No lie I don’t even like crab rangoon, and I kinda want it lmao. And Slayer is cool and all but I don’t own or want a Slayer shirt, Crab Rangoon otoh…
I agree whist reading in a Napalm Death shirt
Some of these sentences might trigger an MK Ultra agent if read aloud.
Actually hilarious if its a joke, the details of the text.
I’m gonna be optimistic and say it’s a gag. If not… holy shit.
I also saw it as a joke… Now, whether or not wearing a joke shirt like that is acceptable? I’m not so sure lmao It’s just EXTREMELY poor taste.
But if it isn’t a joke… 😳
People with Aspergers usually have this kind of pained sense of humor, yes.
Because, eh, trying to communicate more “normally” leads to some people exhausting you by making you imitate more and more, thinking that’s you getting used to them, until you can’t bear that, and to other people hating you due to something being off and trying to expose you.
So opening up this way initially feels like a way to alleviate both.
Especially with relationships. Especially since everyone has preferences and tastes too, just other ways of expressing them. If you can’t play the game they consider subtle, you can’t. Honesty sometimes works, pained humor too, pretense - unsustainable.
I hope so too
I know it’s not the point, but this toeing if the age line is just as gross as going after minors imo. We need to respect the nuances of human relationships rather than reducing it to a number.
Mind you I get that this guy identifies as having aspergers, so nuance is not his fortee, but still.
If he’s neuro divergent he gets a pass but his family really need to help with a better choice of shirt.
Pedos don’t get a pass, neurodivergent or otherwise. I’m neurodivergent and this shit is gross and predatory. The only thing autism has to do with this is him thinking it’s a good idea to display his problematic proclivities on a t-shirt. At least girls now know to keep their distance, assuming this isn’t fake
Definitely gross but did you catch the bit about sex trafficking? Like, I know this is a low bar, but at least it’s a bar.
