“Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me” - oops! wrong dipshit
No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies
So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.
The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.
And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…
Pooping?
Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.
No poping certain type of fruit 🍒
Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.
Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.
I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.
MAGA can’t hold him accountable for anything!
;-)
And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.
It’s poping time
Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.
… Does the Pope golf in the woods?
Through another executive order right?
fake news, where did his tits go?
He is the popest!
So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.
You’re really playing with fire here. Don’t be like The Simpsons!
further proof that he’s the one who will save our lands~
may gold be with you~
Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?
I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic
As far as I know, There Can Only Be One Pope.
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
He could tariff all the other religions!
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Trump Holy Land #1
