He looks like a drunk
Oddly enough he never was a drinker.
Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.
Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr
Married couples often start looking alike over time.
Does “pope” no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he’s just looking for a challenge.
Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.
They also have their own president
Not the point. Putin don’t care about religion he just want power and influence.
Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.
Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
…kids that climb on rocks.
Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?
Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us
This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony
I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope
In practice he would have to be celibate.
Another established norm to break?
Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
I’d be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
Less? How do less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0
Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).
I don’t believe being president excludes him from touching up kids…
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Trump Holy Land #1
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I’m saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
He could tariff all the other religions!