They were always astroturfers

Just get egyptians to move it

Lol it looks even a decent forklift maxes out at 70k lbs

I… I thought the top comment was a joke lmao

You know that does seem the healthier option

Derailing the trolley kills the 10 passengers aboard

universal content

Not so funny when it’s just two of you in an escape pod

How you explained it helped a lot. So it basically is a windows emulator but isn’t for legal reasons? Lol

Why not magnets

I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home

I tried to shit my pants but couldn’t. Guess I’m a big fat dumbass

Fucking go outside and go to social gatherings

Sherman didn’t go far enough

Because then they’d be legal and you couldn’t pay them slave wage

If there is a God he probably rarely thinks about us.

Think about it. How often do you think about ants? Probably close to never, and if you do it’s probably because they’re in your shit or because you accidentally killed a bunch of them.

But what do you do when you accidentally kill some ants? 🤷‍♂️ oopsies

They’re dumb bro. Or they’re evil. Or both

“Biden made grocery more expensive!”

Looks at multibillion dollar corps bribing congress

“I see nothing wrong here”

The age of our sun would be what would concern me the most. Personally

So just slap a power inverter in there somewhere and you’re good to go

I’d like them to look for repeats of galaxies. Galaxies that may be the same but slightly different or in different parts of the universe. If the universe was its own black hole we might see like a sort of kaleidoscope effect

Bruh 2 days without Facebook in the states and people’s mental state drastically improves. There will be some that are really mad about it but the ones that aren’t will find an elated sense of catharsis