Well at least they’re looking into someone
Please can we at least get one win with these right wing red pill fuckers
Why? He should be considered for next presidentship.
I smell an executive order coming in fast to make him hands off to justice and the crimes he’s committed.
Would expect nothing else from this pathetic government.
No, the way it works is they start an investigation so they can suspend it later. That way if he doesn’t do exactly what they want they want they can just re-open the investigation. It’s how they handled the Mayor of NYC.
To keep a scumbag loyal you need to keep the threat of jail time hanging over him.
The judge in the New York former mayor Eric Adams case dismissed the charges with
prejudice. He gets away with his crimes scott free, but they don’t get to hang them over his head.This is it. This is how mobs operate. A culpable employee is a loyal employee.
As a bonus: his sin isn’t even tied to the organization. So blowing him up would be essentially risk free - a quality hire if there ever was one.
Edit: dammit, this is going to really happen, isn’t it?
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I think we’re all aware that the threat of jail time doesn’t really need a legal reason with this administration. Seriously, people are just going to be disappeared to El Salvador.
Even better, preemptive pardon, and Taye will be appointed ambassador to Epstiens Island.
The Tate brothers may have to pay for their crimes in UK and Romania but in the USA they can just buy pardons from Trump. If they give a little extra money to the Orange Demon, they might even get a cabinet post.
Trump can’t sell pardon for state crimes. I simply cannot believe that the US is so fucking corrupt that the president selling pardons is an actual fact.
The Southern District of New York is a federal prosecutors office. These are federal charges.
He absolutely can if the state governor is one of Trump’s little bitches.
I simply cannot believe that the US is so fucking corrupt that the president selling pardons is an actual fact.
Well, buckle up!
incoming trumptard pardon… rapists look after one another
Those charges are going to be dropped
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Shocked pikachu
Investigating him for a pardon?
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Well, we are 4.5% into his term, so give it time.
Oh he absolutely knows he can because last time he gave them to Rush Fucking Limbaugh & Sheldon Goddamn Adleson.
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He probably doesn’t know he can. Don’t give him the idea.
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Do you really think he can remember that far back?
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Current public pissing area rush limbaugh?
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So what position will he hold in trump’s cabinet?
Probably CEO of the newly created department of foreign grifting.
He’ll champion women’s rights. Trump always picks the worst person for the job.
Secretary of Rape
Secretary of Rape Pardons
Isn’t that called the chairman of the Republican party?
Republican Agency for Personal Encroachment
I’d pick President Camacho over Trump. Easy choice.
He’s also stupid but not mean-spirited, and in the end, he listens to the smarter guy.
in the end, he listens to the smarter guy.
That’s how you know it’s fiction.
Those images are the opposite.
God this movie hit the nail on the head SO many times!
I need to force myself to rewatch it. I watched it when it first came out and laughed my ass off. Then I watched it again about 10 years ago and didn’t laugh as much. It wasn’t a stretch anymore.
That movie ages so weirdly. I remember like 15 years ago, people on reddit were like: lol this is le literally waht’s happening. Later when someon said something like that, people were like: aktschually the subplot is that mediocrity is the real enemy. And now it’s back to: lol it’s literally idiocracy. Although i already read some comments one or two days ago how that’s not the point of the movie.
centers of human trafficking and exploited children.
And when is his pardon?
He’ll be parachuted into 10 Downing St. to run the UK.
Executive Fluffer
Relationship Counselor? :p
I’m doubt that will be the case for long. Can’t have the DoJ doing its job, now.
I wonder if murdering him in the street would be considered terrorism by the US Gov’t?
I thought that was just taking out the trash, a standard public service.
There are more important things to do with that bullet.
Good thing bullets aren’t prohibitively expensive.
Yes but, people willing to do what’s needed are very few
…yet
It’s 2 bullets, I’ll cover the tab.
Epstein would have been pardoned
Wow, grosss
He would be vice president
he will “donate” $1m to Trump and be out the next day
Trump got him out of jail and his party got angry at him for it. So his partisan DOJ of course is opening the investigation.
He’s not innocent but this is also politically motivated. They wouldn’t do this if it wasn’t for Trump meddling. I miss having an independent DOJ.
The DoJ didn’t open this investigation. SDNY did. DoJ is just not interfering.
What evidence do you have that Pam Bondi is not interfering?
What evidence do I have that the Keebler elves are not interfering? Proving a negative is a fools game. If evidence comes to light that the DoJ is interfering, then I’ll gladly criticize them for doing so.
The Trump administration already interfered by getting Tate released from jail in Romania. Pam Bondi is already publicly corrupt. Tate has become a political liability for Trump and there’s a clear motive for his administration to put him away. I have more than enough probable cause to be suspicious here.
The Trump administration already interfered by getting Tate released from jail in Romania.
Trump himself directly interfered with the Romanian investigation, no question. That’s not the same thing as the DoJ interfering with the SDNY investigation. Two separate things.
I have more than enough probable cause to be suspicious here.
Suspicion is not evidence that the DoJ has done anything to interfere with the SDNY investigation. In fact, it looks more like Trump/Bondi are not interfering specifically because they don’t need to. Tate was gonna get popped by US law enforcement eventually, and was likely banking on Trump saving him. Since he’s a liability, all Trump has to do is nothing.
