Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

Is it, though?

The Defense Against Christmas.

Nihilist Arby’s all over again.

Now this is shitposting.

“They have two of the things? Why would you need two?”

Well at least the other shapes will be able to go in to pull him out.

Why isn’t Michael Bloomberg on here? He’s worth more than all these combined.

In hindsight, there may have been signs…

Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.

Being above the fray is what the Supreme Court was intended to be, so you can’t fault people for initially assuming that.

I think most people actually do.

Since the Roe v Wade verdict was leaked, I feel like the media has been glossing over the revelation that there’s just as much wheeling and dealing in the Supreme Court as in any of the other branches.

Why are we giving Trump an excuse to drop his failure of a running mate?

Keep talking, dumbass. Let’s see how many swifties you can make turn out.

internal communication on platforms like Slack is not always private

That’s common sense, frankly.

Don’t stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

With how he is, it’s more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn’t notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn’t notice.