Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s
Oh no, they were raptured mid-sentence! How nice of the angels to hit send before dragging them away.
Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.
They may have screwed up their ISO date format. They really mean it’ll happen on the 9th day of the 18th month of 2024.
It tracks
Never mind the old flippediroo of the day and month. What I want to know is why is there a dash in front of the date. I thought the separators went between the things to be separated.
Thank god there is no ninth of hexadecember, so no worries.
My favorite month in the dual-year. Junetobuary.
Maybe this in Julian calendar?!
That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!
HAPP EN
The miracle of prophecy is not related to the miracle of proper kerning.
The kerning looks okay - it’s the font that’s weird.
Sorry, gonna have to miss the rapture, I have DnD this weekend.
Spoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢
I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
That explains why I’m still here.
Oh man I’m here just waiting to look at jesus and say “Fucking took you long enough!! wtf you doing up there while I was working my ass off you fuck? I hope that linda bitch is not coming with us!”
I MISSED IT!?
No, they neglected to put the first part of the year, it’s happening in 2124.
Whew ok… Just 100 more years and I can learn to rap
It’s probably a coded message. Read it in the order of colors.
Jesus is rapture - 9-18-24 will on coming the happen.
It all makes sense!
JESUS IS A RAPTOR
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
JESUS IS THE RAPTURE
COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24
sigh… if you insist
I think the Rapture was going to be happy before it was to happen.
Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
Why helium?
Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Good plan, actually.
To inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
So they float, of course.
This is an old internet joke.
The rapture probably did happen but nobody on earth was worthy.
ah fuck i missed the rapture again. guys how was it?
Kind of boring actually.
“Yes! I have the foresight to predict The RaptureTM, but not the foresight to fit the words onto a cardboard sign…” lol
