Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square175fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square175fedilink
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoStill the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
minus-squareEvolvedTurtle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoMaybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoOh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan. Good plan, actually.
minus-squarehomesnatch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoTo inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoSo they float, of course. This is an old internet joke.
Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
Why helium?
Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Good plan, actually.
To inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
So they float, of course.
This is an old internet joke.