As a childless man, they will have to pry my work from home out of my cold, lots of free time having hands.

As an American in his mid 40s, I can say that I’ve never once had alcohol on a first date

I think it’s mostly the boobies.

My wife and I have no kids, and plan to keep it that way, so we have plenty of time to play video games together several times a week.

There is only one place pineapple belongs …

In HELL.

Trump forgot who wears the pants in this relationship.

Including a 3D hand with a raised middle finger.
This whole time, we never knew!

Something going catastrophically wrong with my current installation in a way that I can’t fix.

It’s Friday. You didn’t answer the door within 3 seconds. We will reattempt delivery on Monday.

It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives.

I’d argue that health insurance also qualifies.

Narrator: He forced people to take his medical advice.

I just went back and watched a few to make sure I was remembering correctly. And yep, he’s way too hyperactive, over animated, and dramatic for me. I mean, I don’t hate his work, but it drives me a little crazy too watch it.

I’m talking about his full videos. I actively refuse to watch anything YouTube shows as a “short”.

As a quick example, just watch the way his head and facial expressions zip around at the beginning of this video when he’s in front of the white background. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHL9GP_B30E

If you really want something crazy, look up “fan death”.

I love the content he covers, but his presentation style makes it impossible for me to watch. It’s just too overly dramatic, and hyperactive for my tastes.

Ohh no. Please don’t destroy call centers. What will we do without them. Ohh the humanity.

In the time period I’m referring to, either the person making the pie, or the person taking the pie were usually of a very… Let’s just say “dark” complexion with extremely exaggerated features. I’m not saying the posted meme is racist at all, just that TV and movies way back then were.

An example:

When flipped around, the person that baked the pie was usually depicted in the mammy stereotype.

It feels like it’s open to manipulation. Resurrecting something decades old that the public forgot about, from a different environment. Typically when new legislation is announced, the process allows enough time for public input and objection. This could just be a single vote without much warning.

Back when I was a child, if you saw this scene, there was a 95% that what happened next was going to be racist as hell.

You need to learn when you’ve lost an argument…

They want to give the traitors reparations. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/26/us/politics/trumo-jan6-rioters-compensation.html