Typical market manipulation move. He’ll probably announce something regarding bitcoin and the federal reserve today to artificially bump that up too.
Surely that will help the situation.
I feel so bad for the guy. I know little about him, but what I do know he seemed like he cared about actual people.
This isnt real right?
Absolutely 100% real, and still up.
What the actual fuck. 100% of this guys decisions are motivated by his inferiority complex. How do so many people still not see how dangerous that is?
lol. the local news had a quote from trump saying the left is illegally boycotting the company. WTF!
Cheaper than buying eggs, right?
Sounds like our actions are having an effect. Not one more penny to Elon the Nazi.
When their dealerships look like this, yeah I think they’re noticing the pitchforks.
Also never forget:
No Pesos for Bezos
That sounds funny because besos means kisses in Spanish. lol No dollars for kisses!
I saw it here in Germany:
Keine Pesos für Bezos
The Spanish version is really funny.
Didn’t some YouTuber already give Trump a Cybertruck?
Not sure is that person liked it hated Trump given the safety record of the vehicle…
Well that person sniffed the shit stained chair of Andrew Tate out of admiration, so that should tell you all you need to know about them.
And by buy, he means that’s he expect Elon to loan one to him and never return it
Trump pay for something? Yea right…
Tesla has been due for a correction since forever. A single car company couldn’t be worth $1T unless they sold every car in the American market, new and used.
Tesla’s value was always a bubble and I’m gratified by the popping sound.
Shill
And I will buy more puts in TSLA.
The executive branch isn’t allowed to endorse a product. It’s even more on-the-nose this time than with the Goya situation.
Pretty sure he’s doing this intentionally to tie up the courts with frivolous, bullshit cases so they never get around to any important ones.
Short of turning the white house into a Tesla dealership, I don’t think it could be more on-the-nose than the Goya situation.
Holy fuck. I missed this one, but as someone who grew up in Ohio getting Goya paid for with food stamps, this is hilarious.
The last day I ever bought Goya. Actively avoid them now.
Completely out of context, iwas down a Goya rabbit hole, when i came across this:
Goya Foods, through its Goya Gives global initiative, is sending ready-to-serve Goya food and beverages to the people of East Palestine and surrounding areas in response to the Ohio train derailment.
I was so confused, then remembered you guys really have a lot of city names, where my mind goes to max effort trying to geo localize what I’m reading.
I love Paris and Berlin.
Or he is a narcissist and never thinks he will be judged by anyone in or outside court?
Wow. Musk pays millions to get Trump elected.
Trump offers to buy a single Tesla in response. Which he won’t do anyway, because he’s too cheap to pay for anything, so he’ll get given it for free and won’t drive it because he’s not allowed. He’s driven everywhere in The Beast which weighs about 10 tonnes.
If trump buys a tesla, the brand will never shake off the stink
If trump buys a tesla,the brand will never shake off the stinkFTFY
Yet, won’t you admit that even the suggestion adds another layer of stink to swasticars?
Turnip already has a Cyberdumpsterfire, what more could you ask?
https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/01/us/cybertruck-fire-trump-hotel-las-vegas/index.html
