You missed one possibility.

e) The guy is telling the truth.

Can’t rule anything out

I hate that villains set our country’s laws.

Github keeps failing to load the change tracking, so this is all I see

foreach (word in researchPaper) {
   if (word.ToLower().StartsWith("trans")) {
      shouldGiveFunding = false;
   }
}

Here’s a guy who killed two prominent people, shot two more, and a rescue dog.

I hope they at least give him the Luigi treatment.

Unga throws beak.

Bunga throws water.

Beak beat water.

Unga win.

It says “balance” right there

Trump’s about as tough as a wet noodle. It’s a complication from the bone spurs

It’s only unlawful if there are consequences for breaking the law.

If you need a meme to feel good about your decisions, then maybe make better decisions.

Small, weak men can never be happy with what they have because they feel small and weak. They will always crave more.

Ubuntu, strictly cli

Thanks for the help! I’ll look into both OMV and Unraid to see if they’re what I’m looking for

Thanks for the help!

Bezos is a fucking pipsqueak and he knows it.

Nah. If you put two plates in front of me and one had a regular burger on it and the other had a burger that was as wide as the plate itself, I’d pick the one that most accurately reflects how much I hate myself at that moment.

Someone make a gif of Trump stunning his toe and blaming it on Biden

Microsoft has 200,000 employees? Dang

The stock price isn’t an accurate representation of the worth of the company. It’s an accurate representation of the amount of bullshit the company CEO is filled with.

Rescinding the Grant Programs for Schools and Hospitals and Buildings Owned by Units of Local Government and Public Care Institutions

This doesn’t seem like an energy or water efficiency rollback to me