Nobel Prize incoming
Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?
Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.
burrito jockeys
Why does that sound like you mean a banana hammock
Uhhhhh, fuck no. Some children invented this shit out back in 1999. It was on Figure it Out. How fucking dare you.
Wtf Michelle Trachtenberg is in that?! I never really knew of her in those days I guess, not until Buffy onwards.
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Not all heroes wear capes
🎶 wouldn’t a got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit🎶
That’s not a burrito, that’s a clutch purse. Learn how to roll a burrito.
When someone says their burritos won’t stay shut I immediately know that they don’t know what they’re doing.
I bought a master lock for my burrito, it can be opened with another burrito.
I’ve picked like 10 locks since Christmas. Lpl and McNally have created a menace.
This is the burrito picking lawyer and what I have for you today is delicious!
“Edible” does not mean “good”.
The sticker on most fruits sold in American grocery stores that contains a bar code is nominally edible.
Om nom nominally
My ass is nominally edible.
Famous last words.
How you doin’?
You need a friend named reward.
You could be like a crime fighting duo
Until the inevitable betrayal…
Doin’ fine, what about yourself?
I buy fruit just for the stickers. I eat the stickers and throw the fruit away. I do it on TikTok for views. I’m edgy like that.
/s those were all lies that I just made up in my head. But I’m sure it’s possible someone would do that.
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Wait…
It’s actually called Johns Hopkins? I thought it was John Hopkins and people were pluaralizing John in a weird attempt to be funny
That would be a very strange thing for news outlets to do.
yeah
I only know Jon Hopkins, fantastic music producer.
It’s actually called Johns Hopkins?
Named for Johns Hopkins, who got his first name from his mother’s maiden name.
Johns Hopkins University is named after the guy that funded it at the beginning, Johns Hopkins. He was named after his grandfather, Johns Hopkins, whose first name was his mother’s last name.
So Johns Hopkins has two last names, but one of them is a first name.
Maybe they can use that tape to keep their mouth shut so none of us need to listen to them
Do they not have hands? Even one hand could do
Why not use a small piece of Nori (the salty Sushi seaweed) and moisten it up with water and use that?
I did this for years
You’re telling me this ain’t nori? Why.
I didn’t realise the Wolves fullback would be on lemmy, but I don’t think its surprising that he would tell you this
Because I have opposable thumbs and have successfully eaten thousands of burritos without tape.
I like Nori, but that’s a whole different flavour profile to most burritos
That’s what this looks like
nori sticks to itself like Saran wrap sticks to itself, but would nori stick to a tortilla?
If it’s too wet it might need some time to dry, moist is best. Like this dry moist state when your laundry is tumble-dried not quite to your liking.
Who the fuck doesn’t know how to hold a burrito?
People with mobility issues for example… Not everything is made to solve issues of fully functional people
Very true, it’s mostly harmless, but people are quick to ridicule stuff without considering the useful applications for others- that if they think are dumb they can just not use. And it’s usually the least annoying things. Straws, replacing cobbled sidewalks with asphalt or concrete, difficulty options in games, tab indentation, getting rid of historic trams/busses with high passenger areas, to name a few.
This goes against the spirit of burrito eating. The mess is part of the fun.
