Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.
So, skill issue?
100%. I’ve never had this happen to me. It’s not even really that hard to get the hang of wrapping a burrito.
Wrapping no but it is hard to get the amount of innards right. I’m just too excited to eat all those good guts. But then I have a burrito bowl, oh well.
Microwave or pan fry the tortilla until soft and malleable.
iD-10-T error
suckface food noob
That is a Shakespearian level insult.
I am quite eloquent.
Very
are you gatekeeping burritos 😳
If it unwraps when you aren’t holding it, is it really a burrito?
No. It’s a failure that shames your entire bloodline.
You are very right my edible friend.
I happen to be fat so…yes.
YES
I feel like nori would work, no?
Right? Japan has only been doing this for 1,200 years or so.
Seems like the obvious answer.
Finally some good fucking food
Yeah, but now I can’t open it up to make sure that no one cummed in my burrito…
I didn’t cum in your burrito! I wouldn’t do that to you!
Let’s empty some cans!
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If that’s a major concern I’d maybe recommend making your burrito.
Free protein
It’s called not using a cold ass tortilla
… just seal it with an oil and heat
Panini press after wrapping it. It’s a game changer.
It holds everything together and gives you a crispy tortilla. All around a superior experience.
Looks like a strip of mold. No thanks.
That also looks like the saddest burrito, like it’s been kept in a cage.
- have good technique
- really big tortillas
- you can wrap it in foil
- If tortilla still isn’t large enough, make larger.
Or have 2 burritos.
Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?
Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.
burrito jockeys
Why does that sound like you mean a banana hammock
Uhhhhh, fuck no. Some children invented this shit out back in 1999. It was on Figure it Out. How fucking dare you.
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Wtf Michelle Trachtenberg is in that?! I never really knew of her in those days I guess, not until Buffy onwards.
Not all heroes wear capes
🎶 wouldn’t a got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit🎶
That’s not a burrito, that’s a clutch purse. Learn how to roll a burrito.
why? do they not have hands? what a fucking waste of research dollars.
What do you expect food scientists to do?
Not event food things?
bro relax it’s just burrito tape
