Star Wars: The Anime
Can’t watch it or Disney might kill my family.
I did a free trial once and now we’re forever on Disney’s kill list
That’s a compilation of shorts by different people. There are one or two anime in there though. I liked most of them.
Luke went full Zoroastrian.
What about that is Zoroastrian?
Plot twist she knew and that’s why she came in with the outfit
Is it still incest if you pretend you don’t know?
Joe dirt style?
I’m your sister. I’m your sister.
Does that mean butt stuff?
No, it’s one of the greatest comedy movies.
It ain’t inbreeding if it is
I’m pretty sure JDV came from his mother’s butthole.
Who hasn’t?
Some kind of immaculate couchception
lotta climate benefits to getting goats to ear your lawn, as opposed to gassing up a machine. feeds the goats, prunes down the long grasses. manure for compost and fertilizer. goats for milk and meat. that dude’s smarter than us.
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But the point is that it’s good white christian values republican star wars we got us here, got daing it.
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Lately I was surprised to learn that a lot of people mention the kiss in ANH but forget they made out passionately in ESB. Well it’s mostly Leia sucking Luke’s face off to spite Han but Luke sure isn’t objecting.
they kiss twice?
Yup! Before they swing across the gap in ANH escaping the Death Star and after Han saves Luke at the beginning of Empire. Leia sees Luke and kisses him (passionately) in front of Han
oh but that first one is nothing I’m always talking about the second one then
I’m pretty sure the second is the one most people remember
That’s the one everyone talks about. The ANH kiss is on the cheek, which is totally normal in many cultures.
Yeah, the ANH kiss could have gone with a line like, “you’re the best brother!” and wouldn’t have been out of the ordinary.
splinter of the minds eye novel has the good stuff as I don’t think the author was clued in on the family thing at the time.
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He talks about it in one of the interviews from the remastered VHS collection. During the fight on the second death star, the script just said “Luke gets angry” and he couldn’t figure out how to flesh that out until he came up with threatening Leia.
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