jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agoFox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couchwww.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square177fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkFox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couchwww.lgbtqnation.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square177fedilink
minus-squareMoobythegoldensock@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoHey guys, it’s time to mature up and admit that Vance probably did not have sex with a couch. He made love to it. Also, the couch was totally asking for it.
minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoToo bad it wasn’t a bed because then we could talk about how short the bed skirt was.
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYou know the couch was into it… When the couch doesn’t want it, nature has ways of just shutting all that down.
minus-squareMoobythegoldensock@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoI heard the couch was dressed like a total loveseat, and wasn’t even wearing a cover.
minus-squareNfamwap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoLets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn’t make it OK.
minus-squareVantaBrandon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoIt was totally consensual -The couch
minus-squarecultsuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThe couch was asking for it, wearing that slip cover!
minus-squarechemicalprophet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoIf the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoShowing off it’s legs. Disgusting.
Hey guys, it’s time to mature up and admit that Vance probably did not have sex with a couch.
He made love to it. Also, the couch was totally asking for it.
Too bad it wasn’t a bed because then we could talk about how short the bed skirt was.
You know the couch was into it… When the couch doesn’t want it, nature has ways of just shutting all that down.
I heard the couch was dressed like a total loveseat, and wasn’t even wearing a cover.
Lets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn’t make it OK.
It was totally consensual
-The couch
The couch was asking for it, wearing that slip cover!
If the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!
Showing off it’s legs. Disgusting.