Part of my job (fibre project engineer) is to oversee the building of fibre optic spine cables. Think of an 864 fibre cable snaking it’s way through town with various drop off nodes for local access networks to be built.

I also oversee the termination of the cable in the exchange, and the testing of the spine to make sure it’s within loss limits and that the right fibres are going to the right nodes.

I will often put a minor fault on in the exchange to see if the guys doing the testing pick up on the issue and report it back to me. Maybe a slightly dislodged connector, or fibre 275 crossed with fibre 276, for example.

Most of the time, the guys doing the testing will pickup on the issue and resolve it report it back to me. If it doesn’t get picked up on, I’ll make sure I keep a closer eye on the build crew.

He turtley did

Imagine all the people

You’ll Never Work Again

Well, it’s better than nothing.

The lav. The bog. The crapper. The kharzi. The shitter. The toilet.

D2, B

Fuck him, he doesn’t deserve a quick way out.

Because he fucking said so, that’s why!

Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

Yep. Look after your teeth folks.

A 21st century green space-race is exactly what we need. Nothing furthers technology better than good old competition. And war. But competition will do.

Old-school reversing sensor

• Burgers are served on a scaffold board/shovel/roof tile

• Coleslaw is always referred to as house 'slaw.

• Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.
  Eg. Triple cooked fries 4

I spy a few cunts though.

I’m in this image and I love it. I don’t give a fuck what the kids are down with these days.

Just stay off my damn lawn!

Holy fuck, that last level! Dude, you have unlocked some deep seated trauma.

My experience from visiting Turkey is that they love cats. People even leave food and water out for the strays.

Oh no!