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"Start a line.
Stars align.
Stars can fall and get you into trouble."
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"Stars align
Stars align
Stars will fall and get you into trouble"
And if I catch it coming back my way I’m gonna smurf it to you 🎶
Revved up like a douche…
In the middle of the night!
I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.
I’d like to say this to singers…
No, maybe you wrote this in your lyrics sheet and planned to say it. But…what you actually said in the song was…
I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.
I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.
Funny, I always sang, “Wrapped up like a douche”
Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night
Silver of Straw
Superchunk has a song called hyper enough and I think the first verse ends with “lofter gusts” but it sounds like he’s saying “laughter guns” to me and many others. So much so the band made an EP with the title. Features a college radio show doing a deep dive on the subject.
“She needs him, that’s why she’ll be back again” is much better than “she feeds him”
When I first heard Foghat’s “Slow Ride” I thought they were saying “Snow White / take it easy!” Which made a lot of sense to college me — this Snow White vixen is really getting down to business…
I’ve always heard “I wanna be sedated” as “I gotta pee so bad”
“I lost at Jeopardy, baby!”
That’s just the weird al song
Thats cause they are an interpretation of your own subconscious rather then the pop verse of the writer.
In some cases yes, but in some the misheard lyrics are actual better
Someone I know misheard “Tenth Avenue Freestyle” as “Tell the devil you freestyle” and honestly that’s a much more interesting song.
Haha i have some very funny news to tell you! The lyric is actually “tenth avenue FREEZE OUT”
Oh my god
Dirty deeds done with sheep’s
sheep’s what?
Just sheeps
i know. you just have the misfortune of receiving a comment from someone who’s unreasonably funny.
I misjudged you as a grammar Nazi. I can assure you, The funny was well within reason.
Dirty deeds in the thunder gym.
Dirty deeds and the thunder chief
Starbucks lovers
I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.
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