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Wow I have fully embodied the meme after reading this
Now that just reminds me of a blast from the past.
Holy shit it still exists! I remember looking on this website around 2001/2. Fuck that really makes me feel old.
I’m here / to remind you / of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
(I used to think the line was about her ex refusing to return to her a teddy bear that he apparently gave her as a gift. Which rather fits with the song’s theme and just seems dickish and spiteful on the ex’s part.)
🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky
“Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!” - Head Automatica, The Razor
“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!” - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze
I miss the rains down in Africa.
Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren’t sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!
What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?
I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”
Edit: lol, I still hear it.
Thought for a long time it was "I guess it rains down in Africa 🤷🏻♂️
What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead
It’s for the werewolf!
I used to play an MMO called Shards of Dalaya that was a modified EverQuest. Anyway, Felwithe, the High Elf town, was named Athica in it and there was a server event where there was a raid there. One of the comments in chat was “I bless the raids down in Athica.” Always thought that was clever.
My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can’t hear anything other than “Starbucks lovers”.
Wait, wtf does that song actually say? I thought it was Starbucks Lovers
It’s actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.
Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” either.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.🎵🎵
Hang my poster of Tony Danza
i misheard lady gaga’s bad romance the first few times. “want you in my rear window, baby, you’re sick;” came across to me as “while in morrowind, your baby is sick.” thought it was a commentary of some sorts lmao.
🎵 I don’t wanna be French! 🎵
It’s the ash storms, babies drop like flies in that kind of weather. Probably why you don’t see any kids in Vvardenfell is because they get stored away somewhere keep them safe from ash, blight, and disease carrying imperials
How old do you think Dunmer are before they get the face wrinkles? Maybe they hide their infants because they all look like charcoal raisins?
They do look the way they do because the Tribunal are assholes who got them all cursed. So I like it, they’ve made peace with their faces but never the shame of having super ugly babies so they all get hidden away
When you’re in Morrowind, oh, baby, that’s sick
I heard “carved my name into his legacy” instead of “leather seats” in Before He Cheats.
Liked the idea that the truck was this bozos legacy. Considering the line prior is “I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive” - I thought she keyed her name into the side and that sounded awesome.
Yeah! That was so metal! It also made me think she keyed her name into the side of the truck, which would be much more visible.
“Blitzkrieg Bop” always sounded to me like “let’s get fucked” for some reason
So that’s the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like “let’s get fucked” to me too
“I just want to set the world on fire”
“I met a man with too many faces” sounds like three times cooler than “I’m not a man of too many faces”.
I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.
i mean, they’re kinda the same thing, tbh.
I always sing it “I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong mustache”
Moustache by LittleBig, might be up your alley.
Short Skirt / Long Jacket
Great song whose music video includes some beautiful shots of early 2000s Sacramento (where they’re from), including local news anchorwoman Dierdre Fitzpatrick when she was an in-the-field reporter!
I knew I got the title wrong haha
