My piece of shit phone case says “AI Autofocus” on it near the holes for the camera lenses and it’s ridiculous
Chinese OEMs love to do this for some reason, my phone says"ULTRA PREMIUM" right near the flash.
I already bought the device Xiaomi, you can stop advertising it to me now lol.
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They act like software = ai
Such a joke
This pencil is made with graphene!
No no, i said sell it to me, not make me want to huck it into the nearest bin!!!
It shocks you when you make a grammatical or spelling mistake.
Remember when that janitorial company changed its name to include the term CRYPTO and it’s stock went through the roof and the SEC investigated them for fraud?
I can’t find the story unfortunately
Could it be related to Long Blockchain Corp?
What a company calls “AI powered” in fact is stolen data and or underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
Or some Indian guy clicking images/answering questions for 3 cents a set.
yeah, underpaid works on the periphery of capitalism
Inspiration bot that speaks out of a crappy speaker every time the pen touches the paper.
The answer to the original riddle is “Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I’ll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100.”
I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it’s yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?
To a person like that a mere pen is basically worthless as a hostage.
Thats exactly the kind of unethical salesmanship he used to hire for.
This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.
My hammer and screwdriver are AI powered.
“It’s so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!”
It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.
Additional pupil version: Resembles the handwriting of your neighbour
So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.
For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.
Your comment perfectly describes itself.
Only if you’re working with sycophants or morons.
Unfortunately, there are a LOT of those in life…
In many things you need to be accredited by a third party according to some standards and they audit you periodically. They demand that you have shitload of plans, programs, reports, logs and other paperwork required by those standards.
Auditors mostly only care that the paperwork exists and only focus on the contents on key aspects that are usually clear and short.
Classic MBA holders. They don’t understand where their companies profitably comes from and why, and are just trying to squeeze out profits. What parasites. Ah if I could deworm them. Individually. Up the butt kek. With actual dewormer. Maybe they’d get their act together.
I have never heard this phrased with such accuracy and succinctness. 10/10, ty.
Hey, just four days ago their selling point was that it had a rainbow on it.
Anything to make a buck.
Everybody missed out on gay AI last month
gAI? gay-I?
Gay-ay.
At least the rainbow one will continue to work, without monthly payments, until it runs out of ink.
Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.
Unfortunately, so is basically everything else.
Yeah, but they make the stuff to appease them queer folks especially cheap. Why not save a buck when you only have to care about them one month a year?
Epson & HP stocks in free-fall following this revelation.
“It has a smooth finish, virtually indestructible, and it writes upside-down.” [None of these will be true] “Also, with our Ink Anytime subscription service, you’ll never run out of ink! It’s free…” [for the first six months] “for our lowest tier…” [three lines of text per day] “with an option to upgrade to a higher tier anytime.” [Puts pen in pocket] “We’re offering pre-orders with a $5 non-refundable deposit, with delivery expected sometime in the next six months depending on how soon you get on the waitlist.” [Two years until you give up and just let us keep your deposit] “So sign up now!”
Ah, early pioneers in PaPaaS (Pen and Paper as a Service).
AI is the new HD
Can’t wait for Xx_MinecraftPvPer_xX_AI
