Yep, I know. But that’s my point. I don’t even trust him that far.

I don’t trust him not to nuke even NYC.

Good friend of mine once DM’d a D&D session with like 5 women he had dated. It was accidental and they were the ones who pointed it out to him. They gave him a little hell for it, but everyone said it was great fun.

If I worked building rockets for him, I’d make sure they didn’t lift off too.

Suits me fine too.

Highest estimate I’ve heard is 13M. Can’t back it up, but I wouldn’t be surprised. There were 100 in my little town, and we got way more honks of support than rude fingers.

Most people who sign up don’t realize that we are seldom the good guys.

They were mostly 18 and recruited from high school. The military propaganda mill is intense. No, they didn’t.

They’re welcome to come defend the American people from the criminal gangs known as the police and ICE.

They have sonic weapons. They run over people with horses and armored vehicles.

Gotta clean and sterilize them.

Green lasers. Everybody should have one.

I have people who love me.

Do not fuck with 24 hour restaurant staff.

Emphasis on take.

The employees also fight back.

Well obviously. There’s shit everywhere.

There’s far more wrong with you than there ever was with her.

Exactly why I stopped so using it so quickly.

Yeah, but what if TWO fascists attack you?