Nah, I’ll just watch Iron Lung, thanks.

Not even with a 39 and ½ foot pole!

I think we should invite them to La Brea for a dip in the pit.

Lemon Party conjures the same kind of deep trauma.

I wanted to be like the kid from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and have a mouse wired up to it. Lol.

I need 6 baby googs with binding agreements of no remerging for 80 years at least. Barring them from being purchased by an corporation valued over 1 billion in market cap. An interoperative, but open standards based, login service. Easily migrated data between each.

And then the same for Facebook ads, AWS, spinning out all of apples hardware purchases that deny technology advancement to competitors, Microsoft’s stranglehold on gaming, and Disney spinning out it’s studios.

I don’t think they are white after reading further, but no evidence of cartel involvement either? Just a bunch of assholes taking advantage of the vulnerable.

Four men from Southern California have been charged with federal crimes alleging that they kidnapped migrants from Arizona, transported them to California and then held them for ransom.

The men, Miguel Angel Avila, 22, of Hemet; Omar Avila Salmeron, 41, of Los Angeles; Jose Jaime Garcia, 20, of San Jacinto; and Jose Alfredo Moreno Gonzalez, 21, of Oak Hills, were arraigned on federal charges and have all pleaded not guilty.

According to the July 30 indictment, on March 21, 2023, Avila instructed Moreno to drive to a gas station in Chandler, Arizona, where he allegedly kidnapped four migrants and drove them to a restaurant in Burbank.

Avila, Garcia and Becerra then held the four migrants hostage in a house and contacted their loved ones with the victims’ phones and demanded ransom money in exchange for their safe release.

Avila allegedly used one of the victim’s cellphones to demand ransom payments be made to one account in Mexico and another in the U.S. in exchange for that victim’s release, the DOJ said.

The following day, Avila, Garcia and Becerra allegedly moved the victims to a motel room where one of them managed to escape through a second-story bathroom window.

Avila and an unnamed co-conspirator allegedly chased the victim to a store in Koreatown where Avila “body-slammed the victim, placed him in a chokehold, and punched him repeatedly in the face in an attempt to re-kidnap him.”

That incident was caught on security camera and the DOJ shared a screenshot of the video on Monday.

If the kidnappers are white, some conservatives are gonna pop a gasket.

Lol. Jk. They have no concept of consistency and will blame the victims for having crossed over.

Sad about JEJ. But maybe a rule of 3s that takes out Trump wouldn’t be the worst outcome.

Yes.

Throw a little Adderall in there, and you got a soup going!

Zeno’s problem.

My therapist will hear about this meme.

I have ADHD. I’ve described my train of thought as less a single train on a single track, but each car on one of 8 tracks, some of which are multitrack drifting. But I don’t sound like Trump. He sounds like he’s lost his marbles and when he bends over to pick one up, dumps out the rest of the bag.

I’ve never heard this word in my life and I somehow knew it was antisemitic?

Never have been, never will be.

Republicans said COVID was just a little flu, and nature said, hold my beer, I’ll remind you how bad a flu pandemic is.

As an example, COVID killed like .0875% of the global population. Spanish flu killed between 2.25 and 5.5% of the global population at the time, depending on which estimates are more correct.

They are hard light projections. Their physical bodies are their gemstones. They are genderless, female presenting, sentient space rocks who reproduce via the various bodily secretions of their supreme diamond leaders.

Where White Diamond comes from is a true mystery, but I like to think of her like the Monolith. The creation of a long gone organic species that wanted to seed the universe with life. Only white was a bit more zealous for inorganic life forms and than simple organic life.

As for Steven, it can be assumed, since the gems can shape shift their hard light projection forms, that Rose shape shifted a functioning human female reproductive system centered around her actual gemstone.

But it’s whatevs. I’m a big Steven Universe fan. Free therapy. Never had a cartoon make me cry more than that show.

Greg, you are the top 4 posts on my everything page rn.

So hot rn.

Great. Now do senators.

HA! Meek and forgiving my ass.