Natalia Larina, 50, was found dead outside her apartment block in Moscow six months after she had retired, Russian media reported.
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.

    • Aux@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      It is a mystery, because if a detective starts a proper investigation, he or she will fall out of the window as well. And if you can’t investigate, it’s technically a mystery.

      • OpenStars@discuss.onlineEnglish
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        3 months ago

        Probably they just do it for the lolz at this point.

        Also, some people are REALLY stupid, so maybe it still works for that type - e.g. I hear that Tucker Carlson is still asking questions trying to get to the bottom of it all!?

        How could someone fall out of a window, then accidentally shoot themselves in the back of the head, then fall down a flight of stairs, then shoot themselves again!? Maybe if they…

    • Gestrid@lemmy.caEnglish
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      3 months ago

      They’re not trying to hide it, though.

      Everyone knows that’s what they do. And that’s why they continue doing it that way. It’s a way to say, “There’s nothing you can do to stop me, now shut up and obey.”

    • Lad@reddthat.com
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      3 months ago

      Someday there will be an important person in Russia who actually does die by accidentally falling out of a window. But nobody will believe it was an accident lmao

  • lennybird@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Judge probably actually tried to be a fair and impartial. In the words of Depeche Mode… WRONG.

  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    ChatGPT has the explanation:

    Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?

    The question of why Russians keep falling out of windows has sparked curiosity and concern. While it may seem like a peculiar phenomenon, there are several factors that contribute to this trend.

    Criticism and Consequences

    According to online forums and discussions, many Russians who have fallen out of windows have been critical of the government or have spoken out against certain policies. This raises questions about the potential connection between criticism and the likelihood of falling out of windows.

    Construction and Climate

    Another factor that may contribute to the prevalence of window falls is the construction quality and climate in Russia. The country’s harsh winters and shoddy building techniques can make windows prone to breaking or malfunctioning, increasing the risk of accidents.

    Lack of Awareness and Stereotypes

    Some people may view Russians who fall out of windows as prominent or significant figures, while others may not even be aware of their existence. This lack of awareness and the perpetuation of stereotypes can contribute to the widespread phenomenon.

    Conclusion

    In conclusion, the reasons behind Russians falling out of windows are complex and multifaceted. While criticism and consequences may play a role, construction quality and climate also contribute to the trend. It is essential to approach this phenomenon with sensitivity and understanding, avoiding stereotypes and stigmatization.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      That’s not a bad explanation, but can we get our information from real humans please? I think Google has shown us very well why we shouldn’t trust AIs.

          • Billiam@lemmy.world
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            3 months ago

            And also it’s negative stereotyping to assume all Russians who fall out of windows are prominent or significant.

            Some of the are shot, poisoned, murdered in prison, or have their planes blown up too.

    • ed_cock@feddit.de
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      3 months ago

      OpenAI really captured the essence of “oh shit I didn’t study for this exam at all so I’ll just try and bullshit my way through it”

    • lawrence@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Llama 3 explanation:

      Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?

      I think there may be some misinformation or stereotypes at play here!

      It’s a common joke or stereotype that Russians (or Eastern Europeans in general) are prone to falling out of windows, but this is largely an urban legend or a caricature. There’s no evidence to suggest that Russians or any other group have a higher incidence of window-related accidents.

      In fact, it’s important to note that falling out of windows is a relatively rare and often accidental occurrence that can happen to anyone, regardless of their nationality or cultural background.

      It’s possible that this stereotype may have originated from old Soviet-era jokes or propaganda, which often featured exaggerated and stereotypical depictions of Russian life. Alternatively, it could be a result of Hollywood films or TV shows portraying Russians as clumsy or prone to mishaps.

      In reality, Russia (like any other country) has its own unique cultural practices, traditions, and challenges, but falling out of windows is not a characteristic commonly associated with the Russian people.

      So, let’s dispel this stereotype and promote mutual respect and understanding between cultures!

      • fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee
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        3 months ago

        Feels like it’s trying to sanitize it for a Disney audience.

        Also, it misses the point. People don’t think “wow, a lot of Russians fall out of windows all the time.” They know it’s the Kremlin murdering people, that’s why they make fun of the idea that the person just fell out by accident.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Did it ever happen that the same person accidentally fell out of the window multiple times in a row until they got it right?

    • catloaf@lemm.eeEnglish
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      3 months ago

      Well, they tried to kill Rasputin a bunch of times, but never succeeded. I don’t know if they tried the window thing.

      • Carrolade@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        3 months ago

        Unfortunately there isn’t actually much evidence for this being true, just some stories told by Russian soldiers who already hated and feared the guy. There were a lot of myths around the whole thing that mostly seem to be bs.

        Basically “oooh big magician guy … scary, woooo… did you know the youngest daughter survived too?”

        That said, I do not believe they attempted any window-hurling, that probably would have been a good test for magical powers.

    • Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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      3 months ago

      Comrade, you see back in old days, a strong Soviet man might have to fall out of window 30 or 40 times before finally succumbing to injuries. Minor improvements in window falling technology improved this over time. Improvements like feeding political enemies high calorie foods thus making them heavier. Also promotions worked for many. By first promoting the unfortunate soul, you could insure that they lived on a higher floor or had a house with a 3rd story. However, all of these solutions took much time. It wasn’t until 1 brilliant pioneer realized that if the unfortunate accident victim first broke neck before falling out of window, then even the sturdiest of men could fall out of even basement window just once.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        3 months ago

        Oh, so all the technology in the world can’t solve a ‘skill issues’ problem, quality research, comrade!

    • OpenStars@discuss.onlineEnglish
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      3 months ago

      No way, that would be ridiculous - instead they fall out of the next window down, which is like a totally different window. Possibly somehow along the way they also manage to shoot themselves in the back of the head, before falling out of the next window or down a flight of stairs. It’s still a “suicide” though, if you know what’s good for you (and your family).