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So the question basically, if you get to brass tacks and all, is “which of these 14-16 year old girls would you fuck”
Perhaps op and his gf are 14-16 though
A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.
But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.
I mean… Technically the question is about being pretty. I can think of girls being pretty without actually thinking sexually of them. The same way I can think of some guys being handsome and I don’t suck dick.
Idk have you tried it? Maybe you’d be good at it
No, I haven’t tried it, I might be good at it indeed, I might be amazing, or hell, I might give the best blowjobs in the world. I will leave it at the possibility of being the best cock sucker before I discover I am mediocre at it, I guess I cannot try it then.
🤦🏻 sigh… Just put on the maid outfit and cat ears already.
TIL Disney sucks at drawing 14-16 year olds. this is like Hollywood casting 30 year olds as highschool students
It’s just the artists not being as nasty as the producers.
She certainly has the mentality of a 14 year old
“Correctly”…
The correct answer is: “Those seem to be Disney characters, and Disney is a horrible company, so none of the above.”
Pic unrelated
No Kuzco. List sucks.
No Kida either wth
Kuzco isn’t a princess, that would be a demotion
How dare you pass her test.
Tiana or Raya are the only acceptable answers because they’re the only princesses in this photo over the age of 18
Was thinking my response would have to be something like “hold up while I Google something real quick.” I know Ariel is supposed to be 16 but that’s the only one I know.
Hard disagree, my daughter is 1 year old and she’s pretty
Given the context of the question I also disagree. I guess we can agree to disagree here.
On a separate thank you for being a good dad.
I think the question by itself can be understood to be innocent enough, but yeah the gf does make it a bad question with that response
I don’t think this poster is an objective observer!
gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.
I’m fine adding another girlfriend to my polycule.
It’s funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we’re being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.
I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.
I could see my wife and I having this conversation.
I remember one infamous New Year’s Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked “is this a trap?” She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn’t a trap. So I just say, “Yes! She’s hot!” The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn’t give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she’s literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I’ve always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.
That’s fine too. I’m glad you all have have the intimacy to be able to be honest with each other and confront lies about what insecurities are harmful, and need intervention for. I’m glad the 3rd friend was able to confront that insecurity with people they can trust.
Still, we don’t call each other “bitches,” but something healthier: “cuties.”
Retrospective:
spoiler
Even in my polycule, if I had to intervene with a friend and a partner like this, I’d be upfront with you by saying:
In order for this experiment to go through blind, I need your earnest opinion without biases and spoiler effects: Do you think this person looks hot?
I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:
Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they’re the sweet ones. They make me smile.
The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we’re in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:
“My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up. 😘”
To which one of my partners would respond something like:
“Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually… remind me why I’m with you again…?”
“My dick”
etc.
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
wat
🤣 at your e.g.
aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
Reread the photo gf❤️ sent. Comparing myself to fictional characters is insanity.
Oh. Lol
Are you saying you can fix her?
Never. I’m saying she needs to go through therapy, if she thinks any other girl that isn’t her is a bitch.¹
I’m secure in myself and my partners if they have another best friend. I don’t get jealous, I don’t domicile gaze.¹
¹ It could be she was abused as a child, and has narcissistic tendencies that she needs to deconstruct. But In psychology, we haven’t found cures to NPD.
You cant win I see
The only winning move is not to play
But you lose by timeout
answer me fucker! are you cheating on me with that bitch?!
Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.
I’m choosing Raya today
Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager
Thank you.
You can say bitch on the internet
Imma try.
<Ahem>
Bitch.
Cool.
I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.
The thing OOP is sick of is people censoring mild swears like bitch in their screenshots. The content of the pic is unrelated
You can blame prude corporations who don’t want to see those words next to their ads for that.
Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I’m not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.
Or maybe it’s sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.
It’s probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip
All hail Princess Trunks!
For the sake of the Saiyan race, Broly has my permission to bed Princess Trunks.
Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.
I dunno, my queer drama’s always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you’d still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is ‘I’d worship you, shai-hulud’ 'cuz we all want that spice.
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama “Gays of our lives” and it was fucking amazing.
Right? It’s not just the same bullshit script on repeat that so many straights do.
Nah you arent that unique you know. Its the same shit as straight clubs just with less violence and WAY more over the top acting and better writing. Straight guys throw chairs and punches, flamboyant gay dudes throw drinks and slap faces, Its just way more entertaining to be around.
The lesbians on the other hand… that shit was vicious but infrequent. Like dudes brawling but with hair pulling and nails as well.
and better writing
That. Is. What. I’m. Saying. Not that we dont; that we’re netter written and less repetitive.
the lesbians on the other hand…
So it might just be the fact that im kind of giant, but all my messy break-ups had many-aftershocks psychological shit. No physical confrontation even when my fresh ex was a very generally physical person.
I think we’re pretty much on the same page. The stories were the same “Thats my ex” or “Stop flirting with my girl/boy” or “you think you’re better than me” stuff but the shit talking before things got physical was so much better.
Meatheads get to the punching part too fast for it to be funny. You have enough time to go “Aw fuck…” and it was on. I once saw someone go 5 solid minutes on another persons shoes and it was amazing.
I’ve been around the block a few times and I’m afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.
Even the non nerds. I’ve dated meathead athletes who knew this stuff!
All were saying is drama exists In all spheres. Where you like to stick it means nothing.
Goto a gaybar and people watch, it’s fun and some of the drama you see is absolutely entertaining. Humans are humans.
I thought you gays loved sucking worms. What has spice got to do with it?
Different kinda gay in my case, and read a book.
God damn, I wish I was gay.
As a male bi who tends to sleep with women more than men and tend to favor fem guys (I’m picky), I wish I was gayer.
That said, bi and poly women are fantastic.
It’s pretty great during the occasional year when nobody’s trying to exterminate us.
But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?
Because they’re brainwashed by Disney and romcoms.
source: I’m gay. Bitches be crazy
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.
not if you like anal
Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word “bitch”? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here
I’M the prettiest princess
You’re not only a princess but you’re a whole queen 💅
Hole queen
