The guy looks like one of those Kraftwerk robots.

Nice

At least it won’t be as bad as 2026.

Kamelåså!

Many ways. in order from first to last the ones that I remember and qualify as stupid are:

When I was very young i put a toy into a coal fire, regretted my decision and tried to retrieve the molten plastic.

I tried to carry a pan of boiling chickpeas over my shoulder and ended up spilling it down my back

I tried cycling down a steep hill while holding an ice-cream and hurt my nuts on the stem of the handlebars when I had to stop.

Went down a steep hill on a scooter and stopped on my head (this one required stitches).

Worked on a boat without a helmet and got slapped in the side of the head with a crane hook.

Tried jumping over a Wheely bin while rat-arsed and face planted on the pavement.

There are plenty more accidents that were just shitty luck, but these are the avoidable ones.

Find a company you want to work for, hack into their accounts and add yourself to their payroll.

Believe it or not, there’s nothing saying a communist country needs to be a one party dictatorship. It would be perfectly achievable though democracy if the majority of the population actually wanted to take collective responsibility for the country and wanted people to be treated fairly. The reason communist dictatorships fail is because they are dictatorships, not because they are communist.

Lemmy.ml and hexbear are not marxist. They are fascists cosplaying as soviet communists. Many people don’t make that distinction though.

Different kind of idiot. Kids are idiots because of massive egos and no life experience think if they got the idf and Hamas to share a joint it would end decades of violence etc.

Old people are stupid because they think age makes them an expert, and they’re unwilling to listen. Even now my mother will argue with me about the subject I have a master’s in.

I don’t fucking know. But I know what I was like at 16. I was an idiot and so were all of my classmates.

| For the life of me, I cannot fathom what a 30+ year old man could see in a 16/17 year old girl

Himself, likely.

But, I’ll hastily agree with you, 16 year olds are dumb as fuck and even more boring. I’m just not that into Roblox and TikTok.

Is it normal for people to set up surveillance cameras in their own home? Are break-ins that common? I just assume no-one will bother with my shitty flat.

Dayzie obviously

Ok another thing people haven’t really touched on is government restrictions on dangerous shit generally. I’m not just talking about guns, but also cars. When I was in the states I saw so many car accidents and bits of car on the road. That doesn’t need to happen. It turns out that if you have proper driving tests and mandatory classes, people don’t crash as much. Same with guns though. Owning a gun is fine if you learn how to properly use and store it.

I’m sure if you took a second to think about possible solutions to this problem you’d find a way of making the necessary amendments to your country.

Yeah kids reciting the pledge of allegiance is honestly psychotic.

Despite his severe back problems, Luigi mangione is the only one of you who has a backbone.

Lol, harsh!

I live in Norway. Trust me, your roads are fine.

Yeah but Belgium is the home of the greatest entertainer of all time Eddy mother fucking Wally!