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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Honestly

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Honestly

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • ileftreddit@piefed.social
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    19 days ago

    deleted by creator

    • untorquer@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I’d be fine with this.

  • LordKitsuna@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

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    3 months ago

    • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Genius!

  • npdean@lemmy.today
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    3 months ago

    Anons, would you fuck yourself?

    • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.

  • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

    • Gaja0@lemmy.zip
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      2 months ago

      One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF

      • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.

  • Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Wifu doesn’t exist, win win

  • omniman@piefed.zip
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    3 months ago

    I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu

  • RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?

      • Promestein@lemmynsfw.com
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        That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that’s primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill

        I don’t find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷

        • Katana314@lemmy.world
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          Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.

          • Promestein@lemmynsfw.com
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            Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can’t make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don’t know how noble he actually is

        • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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          Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.

          As someone who’s never had that much interest in the genre it didn’t immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.

        • untorquer@lemmy.world
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          Devious double misdirect guerrilla advertising. Well done.

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    Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I’ve never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I’ll get the Bijin Warmaiden’s mod with cbbe if it happens.

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      First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time

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        I think it’s just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.

        I guess she’s also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.

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          I’d say my personal issue with Lydia is that she doesn’t seem to have much in terms of personality separate from her role as a housecarl.

          But then, I never romanced her, so maybe I missed something.

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        She’s too full of herself and pushy. I’d take Jordis the Sword-Maiden (the blonde housecarl in Solitude) over Serana or Lydia any day.

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      I fear looking what those mods are

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        Bijin warmaidens is just a “make prettier” mod for the most common female followers.

        Cbbe (Calientes Beautiful Bodies) is a “give them tig ol’ bitties and ass”, and it is NSFW, lol

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      If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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        Maybe, but not willing to test it.

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    The small print here is that if you become your waifu it’s just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

    • serenissi@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      fuck you

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        If I pressed the button you would

    • Pearl@lemmy.ml
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      2 months ago

      It’s a yes or no question bud

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    You guys have waifus?

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    What exactly is a waifu?

    • Synapse@lemmy.world
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      Anime wife. I think.

      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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        Body pillow with Anime character on it. Apparently guys buys thls as a fuck pillow.

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          No. You can get an anime body pillow, and it might be of your waifu, but they are separate things. Not all waifus are body pillows.

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      A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        ohhhhh jessica rabbit

  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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    I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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      I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

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      So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’m so sorry that happened to you

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        That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

        It helped me get a real live wife.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          No, that you’re a 38 year old man

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            As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

        • seralth@lemmy.world
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          Is your wife not your waifu? Does your wife know you arnt actually married?

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        Top tier trolling right there

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    Worst case: I bring a heap of dangerous SCP-like shenanigans into this world

    Best case: I become someone’s (mine) power fantasy and get a federal job

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    the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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      A connoisseur, I see

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