50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
But do I become her and then have to be married to myself?
I’d be fine with this.
“Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!”
Anons, would you fuck yourself?
I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.
Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?
One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.
Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF
My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.
Wifu doesn’t exist, win win
Where’s that comic about “suddenly, you become your fursona” and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That’s extremely relevant here
No I would not
I want my ai mechahitler sigma wifu
Either way I’m getting fucked hard
Am apagender, so sure.
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that’s primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don’t find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🤷
Devious double misdirect guerrilla advertising. Well done.
Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.
As someone who’s never had that much interest in the genre it didn’t immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.
Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.
Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can’t make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don’t know how noble he actually is
I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something’s going in my ass
username checks out
Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I’ve never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I’ll get the Bijin Warmaiden’s mod with cbbe if it happens.
I fear looking what those mods are
Bijin warmaidens is just a “make prettier” mod for the most common female followers.
Cbbe (Calientes Beautiful Bodies) is a “give them tig ol’ bitties and ass”, and it is NSFW, lol
First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time
She’s too full of herself and pushy. I’d take Jordis the Sword-Maiden (the blonde housecarl in Solitude) over Serana or Lydia any day.
I think it’s just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.
I guess she’s also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.
I’d say my personal issue with Lydia is that she doesn’t seem to have much in terms of personality separate from her role as a housecarl.
But then, I never romanced her, so maybe I missed something.
If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?
Maybe, but not willing to test it.
Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.