No even when polled, British, Australian and Canadian find it easier to understand when spoken over the phone. When compared to any accent other than their own.

Again it’s the reason it’s the most commonly used accent when you need a one size fit all solution and you can’t get a local accent for every region your servicing.

Sir, where did you get a third hand. Grave robbing and necromancy is illegal around here.

Tho I do very much agree with what you have on said third hand.

I don’t put the cart back because the workers at my grocery store keep telling me not to

To be fair I walk with a limp and a cane and hobbling back to my car is more of a pain then just popping the front of the cart up and hitching it on the planters. So it doesn’t roll into someone.

The workers there know me well and I show up 10 mins before closing on my way to work every day to get a snack for work.

Part of that is, out side of a few regions of the Midwest that have a really unique accent.

Most of the Midwest is “nutural English”. Yes there’s an accent, but there is a huge lack of slang, regional quirks, and is widely one of the most understandable accents across every English speaking country.

It’s the “universal English accent” in a sense. It’s a large reason why call centers became so popular there. That and low costs.

Functionally Midwestern accent is in a way the English that’s so boring that the banality of it IS the accent. Lol it’s kinda funny.

Colors and ASCII graphics.

It doesn’t have to be complicated. Or fancy.

But breaking things up so it’s readable helps massively.