It now costs $1 to own more than a billion dollars in assets for one millisecond. We’re talking total value here assets, property.
Bezos would be down to a billion in just over 2 days.
That’s not a good or service. Fucking low bar for humor, holy shit.
1$ footlongs.
The cost of all stuffed animals at a thrift shop.
Then I could easily work on increasing the amount of rescues I will have. It’s currently 1.5 rescue to 4 others ( purchased at a store, gift shop, gift, etcetera ).
My goal to someday have more rescues than store bought would be a little easier.
Oh yeah, and kids would have an easier time accessing them because $1 stuffed animals are a lot easier to convince a parent to buy than a $5.99 stuffed animal. But I don’t like kids, so they were an afterthought!
Raising a child.
That should cover like 90% of everything for everyone, even if you don’t have kids.
1 dollar children, I like that
How is this hypothetical child being raised? Are we talking Capri sun here or Tropicana. Do they get an iPad?
Ipad is 2 dollars.
Self actualization.
Boom, straight to the top, fuck you Maslow.
How does that work if I’ve still got a dead-end job though?
My rent
Bro you could have said mortgage
I would have just gone with housing.
Ngl, the thought of ever getting to own my own home is still so far out of my reach that I just don’t think about it as a possibility most of the time.
When you are so poor even your imagination-self is poor.
Currently it costs direct air capture startup “Climeworks” about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).
Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using “Direct Air Capture”.
My smile. Time to make the world a better place.
Star Trek matter replicator (batteries included)
Hell yes infinite beans!
500 cigarettes.
Housing.
Which means house holders will buy it more
Legal limit of 2 per household. Illegal for corporations to own housing of any kind. Immediate sell-off mandatory.
It now costs $1 to buy everything that a billionaire owns
US government for 1 dollar? Count me in
No thanks it’s gone rotten
Some poor sod at the US government: “Hold on! HOLD ON! We’re getting hundreds of payments a minute. We need some time to verify all of the new vote orders. It’s very complicated. All votes will happen in due time!”
I’d buy that for a dollar.
the economy
$2 now costs $1
Congrats, everything has doubled in price overnight.
Economy killed in a single move. 😅
I’m putting a 100% tarrif on $1
We just killed the printing machine of one group. We’ll trade other things.
I am willing to trade gifs
