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Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails

The feral urge to consume large amounts of calories in a corner

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

They put it back about an hour later

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?

I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn’t notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it’s basically whizzing past us

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Gussy

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us