• GluWu@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain

      Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn

      • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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        9 months ago

        There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.

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        9 months ago

        Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

        And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.