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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Hunger

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • heavy@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once

    • BOMBS@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      that movie is sooooo good!!

  • archomrade [he/him]@midwest.social
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    1 year ago

    Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks

    Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.

    • ohlaph@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      It’s just foreplay.

    • FilterItOut@thelemmy.club
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      Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?

      • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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        The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.

        It’d be like a gustatory strip tease

        • FilterItOut@thelemmy.club
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          Ya’ll must have some strange eating habits. I’m usually hungry before I eat…

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.

  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago

        Too lazy.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Depends on the delivery method.

        • In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.

        • In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are orange.

        • In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.

        • In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.

        At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷

        • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml
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          I misread that first one as Connecticut and had to wonder what’s going on over there.

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            Fun fact: Voyager is the official Lemmy client of Cape Canaveral. That was the final blow that killed Liftoff.

            The official Lemmy client of Tampa Bay is Jerboa and, like most things that go on in Tampa, nobody knows why.

        • Laticauda@lemmy.ca
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          1 year ago

          In sync you can choose to have either!

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            Pretty sure you can customize it in most clients. I just listed the dark mode defaults in the clients I currently have installed to indicate how an orange updoot can easily be Lemmy-correct 😁

            Sync’s the one that’s only for Apple devices, right?

            • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Nope, using it on Android right now. I think it’s pretty nifty.

              Why so many clients? One per account?

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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                Ah ok, might check it out then 🙂

                As for the many clients, I tend to try out any that I hear is good to find out which one I prefer and not uninstall the old ones 😁

                Besides, sometimes it’s good to know whether an annoying bug or anti-feature is client-specific and sometimes it’s good to be able to switch when that’s the case even temporarily 😉

                • Whippygoatcream@lemmy.world
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                  Sync can sometimes be buggy upon new updates, but it is, by far, the best in terms of customization. AFAIK LJD is still a lone dev for the app, so understandably, there are some gaps before major updates if the app is running well. He just rolled out a lot of major fixes, and I’m happier than ever. It’s definitely worth a try. There are a lot of settings to play with. Don’t just dismiss it overnight.

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          Downvotes are red in Voyager, consistent with lemmy-ui and Jerboa.

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            So they are, gonna go ahead and correct that.

            The red of Jerboa is still paler, though. I just did a side by side comparison. I’d show you, but image uploads don’t seem to be working in any client right now…

        • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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          I want upvotes to be yellow and downvotes to delete their entire instance.

          • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Green gets no love.

          • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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            I just down voted your comment.

            What does this mean?

            1. Your Lemmy instance will be permanently deleted
            2. You and your entire existence will be removed from the simulation.
            3. If you manage to bypass simulation removal then the mods will mute you for approximately 24 hours.

            Can I stop this from happening?

            No. Please use the following time to reflect upon yourself while your impending doom approaches.

            Can you remove your downvote?

            Unfortunately, once the wheels start turning, they can never stop.

            I’m sorry

            Too bad.

          • Naz@sh.itjust.works
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            That got a good laugh out of me, thank you

            Enjoy your yellow arrow

  • dingus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Delete this

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.

  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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    Pavlov wouldn’t need a dog for this.

    just look at those smiles at food commercials.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    There would definitely be sexual implications

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      Never blow someone while hungry!

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      1 year ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    Would be great to loose wait. I’d never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.

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  • li10@feddit.uk
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    Why the fuck would you say that

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…

      You’re welcome.

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        Ah, the ol dickteeth.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.

    • Duranie@literature.cafe
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      Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”

      Son - “But I’m not hungry”

      Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”

      • Arcity 🇵🇸🇺🇦@feddit.nl
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        Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?

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        I intensely dislike you right now.

  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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    Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.

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    excellent work

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    Well, that didn’t work.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Amazing

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