Although my comment was making fun of electric toothbrushes being “as dumb as they come,” this is actually pretty cool.

Ngl, I just ordered some online to throw in my day pack.

No reason to even use electricity. A damp cloth and some baking soda works just as well!

Idk man…if she’s truly an alcoholic…she may be the victim here.

Blows my mind every time it’s some young, attractive woman.

I could never eat a frozen pizza every day. I like a little variety so I switch between pizza rolls, pepperoni Hot Pockets, and mini pizza bagels too!

It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.

QuWu!

I had that same one!

Literally no one knows.

All you Krauts better watch your backs!

I’ve always called it boofing.

I switch to house shoes or sandals at home.

Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.

Sounds like a good excuse to buy a few more farms then.

The cool thing about Amazon is they’ll let you keep the extra nine!

Yeah, that’s what my brain said too 😂

1 or 2, depends on the season.

Good ol’ Skinemax.