Football is like chess, except for the dice
King (Planeswalker) - 1 (colorless) - 1/1
While in play it is functionally useless, but if its loyalty drops to 0 the game ends immediately and you lose.
“Who invented this useless piece, what were they thinking?”
I read this as “cheese” instead of “chess” and was really confused for a sec…
oh man those prime cut pieces really hit the jelly
I like your version better. Those cheese strategists can suck it.
OK, no, because I’m a huge cheese strategist. Feta and gorgonzola haunt my waking mind like specters of gastronomical pleasure, wraiths of fermented delight.
There’s only one cheese strat. You see cheese you eat cheese 🤤
I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans
Holy hell!
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.
This hurt a bit, surprisingly. Just a bit though.
there’s nothing wrong with that metaphor, Kif is just a snob
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
If horsey isn’t the best piece then why is it my favorite?
Chess 🤝 Monopoly
I swear every time I play that game, half my army ends up being pawns, the weakest piece.
Pawns aren’t pieces :)
It’s 2025. Pawn equality NOW!
not of you really them to the other side,il There’s a drag show and they become queens
Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it’s hard to beat the whales.
I slam a Royal Flush against the table.
Checkmate, plebs!
Me when I’m playing Really Bad Chess
honestly, it woud be fine if people would stop aimbotting all the time
make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces
It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.
The pawns are so cute
