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Need address
Send me your knife?
Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.
Good thing you kept it!
That’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils
Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.
I’m gonna start using those at events
I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.
When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.
New slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?
Poop in this box so we can screen for colon cancer.
Bro you have no idea how many people fuck that up. Like they don’t know how to use a fucking zipper and when they send it back, their shit spills all over.
Some of them are doing it on purpose.
Some of the employees secretly enjoy it.
I bet at least one romantic connection has been made this way.
Semd me your poops. The good ones.
sip
Is this the Win98 skin for an SMS app?
Pretty sure it’s iOS 3 or earlier
Dude. It’s the new winamp skin. Get with it.
Send me your butterflies.
If you are sitting, send me your shit.
A romantic. I love it.
An actual shitpost!
Send me a nude, ez one
