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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 30 days ago

7 for me

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 30 days ago
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  • ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago
    1. Unless I was too dead tired to make it to the shower, then 2.
  • 5parky@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    30 days ago

    Almost always 20 :)

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?

      • redlemace@lemmy.world
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        but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation? In that case, my appearance is the least of my problems. But jumping out of bed and taking the duvet with me will do don’t you think ?

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          29 days ago

          It might. You know your environment better than I do. I just like hearing other perspectives.

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          tip; sleep with your bedroom door closed. you’d be very surprised at how much time it can buy to get out alive. of course also CHANGE YOUR DETECTOR BATTERIES too. :)

          source: am firefighter. it’s amazing how soot covered a hallway can be and tenable a bedroom can be with its door closed.

      • Khrux@ttrpg.network
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        29 days ago

        Weirdly I’m always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it’s somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.

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          29 days ago

          You are only beholden to looking good

      • Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca
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        30 days ago

        20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won’t be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don’t worry too much about it.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that’s extremely professional aside from the fact that they’re squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone’s clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.

          What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn’t survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It’s not a criticism, I’m just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.

      • flandish@lemmy.world
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        29 days ago

        I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          29 days ago

          Damn. There’s no coming back from that burn.

      • warm@kbin.earth
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        30 days ago

        I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.

        • flandish@lemmy.world
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          29 days ago

          as a firefighter myself, I have honestly told my crews if they are doing cpr on me for some reason, I’m making them as uncomfortable as possible knowing full well they’ll snapchat it anyway. we all love each other.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          That’s a really good point. I’d like to add that I’ve lived in places where I wouldn’t survive much longer outside while naked.

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            I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it’s a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.

            For most of us though, help is a door knock away.

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            30 days ago

            And you sleep in enough clothing to make a difference?

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              Weirdly, yeah. I won’t pretend that I would do well with that alone, but it’s enough to make a significant difference with a shell over it.

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        29 days ago

        So, Mr. Bond, we meet again …

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          29 days ago

          Do you expect me to talk?

          • dumbluck@midwest.social
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            29 days ago

            No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die .

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        I’m the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that’s fucking creepy.

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          I’m assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don’t know if it’s creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.

        • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          28 days ago

          Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.

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        30 days ago

        Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          That makes the most sense to me.

          On a side note, I hadn’t even considered a helmet. Is that common in earthquake-prone areas?

    • teamevil@lemmy.world
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      30 days ago

      Username doesn’t check out

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D

  • NONE@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    17

    I hate sleeping with a shirt on.

    • Shifty Eyes@leminal.space
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      29 days ago

      17

      Tobias?

      • realitista@lemm.ee
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        I’m assuming they’re boxers, but the icon is definitely giving nevernude vibes.

    • swab148@lemm.ee
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      30 days ago

      Same, but I go with 16.

  • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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    I can’t find my hat and night shirt…

    • Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works
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      29 days ago

      https://youtu.be/VFOqlan_fQI

    • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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      You’re number 5, assuming you’re wearing it the right way.

      • Shifty Eyes@leminal.space
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        21 😏

        spoiler NSFW


        • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          That was worth the spoiler click

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          29 days ago

          Thock!

    • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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      Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

      • Zenith@lemm.ee
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        30 days ago

        I got chu

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        30 days ago

        This thread is so close to devolving into “A Christmas Carol.”

  • redlemace@lemmy.world
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    20 for as long as I can remember, and i’m convinced it’s the best by far

    • EfreetSK@lemmy.world
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      for as long as I can remember

      Wow, even when you were kid? Or teenager? I grew up in small appartment so I can’t imagine that.

      And afterwards were you always living alone?

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        even when you were kid? Or teenager? not 100% sure but started age 12 or so (but it’s guessing, been a while). I’ve never been living completely alone

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    20

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    Bold of you to assume people sleep at night

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    What, no formalwear option?

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      I know, right? What if there’s a fire, and I have to go to a black tie dinner afterward.

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    1 or 2, depends on the season.

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    I used to 17 when I was in my hometown (tropical beach city).

    Now is mostly 1 and 2, with 20 occasionally

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      The most practical answer for nighttime comfort, sanitation, and thermal management.

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    1

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      I grew up there too bro (☞◍ω◎)☞

  • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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    16-21. As long as there’s no top. I will get so twisted up and then it feels claustrophobic.

  • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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    5 or 20

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      5 or 20… Donald Duck or Daffy Duck.

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        The true Daffy.

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