ACAB (All Cardassians Are Born-tailors)
“What are the permit costs for building an aquarium? Unrelated, but what are the exotic animal laws here?”
“Would it be possible to build a copy of this room, but 1/8th the size?”
“How big is the local Dutch population?”
At the last job where I had to wear a button up shirt and tie, I decided to go all out on the wacky and ended up with a closet full of paisley.
This is where my tongue lives
Or just dudes who are lazy but also don’t wanna sleep in their pants! You don’t necessarily have to be a stripper to enjoy the many benefits of magnetic pants, is all I’m saying.
Cars are his family
Gotta check if he’s got a banana stand out there
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Don’t tell me you never thought about it
Can’t break it if you can’t use it!
I have no actual problem with it, the only reason I don’t is that it’s harder to type
I’m saving your comment to name the next seven distros I make
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
Next up: Minecraft yoga